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cuddlefish ([personal profile] cuddlefish) wrote2005-09-28 07:40 pm

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Robin had MACKEREL for dinner! *bounces* Now I'm full of omega-3 oils! Yum yum yum yum oily fish. Cheerful cheerful CHEERFUL! Ah, no, don't worry, that'll wear off soon. =_= (Until I eat the OTHER half... >:D)

So. I'm playing a game called Dessert Love. It's a neo romance/love sim for girls that also has sex scenes. If you ask me to say this game is sophisticated, I will throw up on you (blag), but it is fun, you know how these things are. Anyway, if you go to that page, there's a picture of the game package? The guy in the blue suit on top of the picture? Ichijou Hideyuki. He takes his hair down and

muthafucka looks like Roy.

He asks the main character like, duh, I hope you don't think me calling you a girl is sexual harrassment. A WHOLE CONVERSATION ABOUT YE OLDE SEKUHARA. And he's her boss. This is so fucked up wonderful. I could just die. How long have I waited for a love sim with Roy? Ohmygod ohmygod.

To summarize, DOWNLOAD IT I DID IT'S FREE EMULE HOLY SHIT.


Your view on yourself:
You are down-to-earth and people like you because you are so straightforward. You are an efficient problem solver because you will listen to both sides of an argument before making a decision that usually appeals to both parties.

The type of girlfriend/boyfriend you are looking for:
You are a true romantic. When you are in love, you will do anything and everything to keep your love true.

Your readiness to commit to a relationship:
You are ready to commit as soon as you meet the right person. And you believe you will pretty much know as soon as you might that person.

The seriousness of your love:
You are very serious about relationships and aren't interested in wasting time with people you don't really like. If you meet the right person, you will fall deeply and beautifully in love.

Your views on education
Education is very important in life. You want to study hard and learn as much as you can.

The right job for you:
You're a practical person and will choose a secure job with a steady income. Knowing what you like to do is important. Find a regular job doing just that and you'll be set for life.

How do you view success:
You are afraid of failure and scared to have a go at the career you would like to have in case you don't succeed. Don't give up when you haven't yet even started! Be courageous.

What are you most afraid of:
You are afraid of having no one to rely on in times of trouble. You don't ever want to be unable to take care of yourself. Independence is important to you.

Who is your true self:
You like privacy very much because you enjoy spending time with your own thoughts. You like to disappear when you cannot find solutions to your own problems, but you would feel better if you learned to share your thoughts with a person you trust.

You take it too! [livejournal.com profile] idol did it before me.

EDIT: ...I really want to vote in the fanfic contest on steelandsparks, but I'll be biased because I like the fluff so much better... 'x'

EDIT: WHAT. Why aren't you all dancing in the streets at the equivalent of an annoyingass "FMA sighting" in a dumb love sim game for girls? Honestly.

[identity profile] runan.livejournal.com 2005-09-29 09:36 pm (UTC)(link)
You know, for a dating sim game that's supposed to be for girls...those sex scenes look awfully geared towards guys. I mean, there aren't even equal amounts of naked!

I'd totally do the Roy look-alike, though.

[identity profile] moumusu.livejournal.com 2005-09-30 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
Oh my god, it's totally different. Look, the guys are ALL OVER IT. You can see their faces. Nobody makes games like that for guys. I know Japan is backwards and all that stuff, but trust me, I wouldn't let them sell me something trying to brainwash girls into looking at titties. Well, I didn't buy it, either, so... =_=

[identity profile] boogietiere.livejournal.com 2005-10-01 09:34 pm (UTC)(link)
obviously the game is keeping you from posting isn't it =w=

but that is a very mysterious transformation, hair down-> COLONEL!! he's only missing the eye patch =(

[identity profile] moumusu.livejournal.com 2005-10-01 11:49 pm (UTC)(link)
ROFL. Actually, no. A scathing post complaining about how the main character is a big idiot has been on the way for a while, except that I don't feel like it, and I'm worried I'll sound too much like somethingawful.com's H-game reviews. I actually had a "defining moment" epiphany. 'x'

Yes, it's an amazing transformation. That makes me want to jump the monitor.

BTW, do you care anything for Zelos' Japanese voice actor? I mean, have you heard him in Tales of Symphonia or anything.

she could have farted out of surprise and had gotten away more dignified

[identity profile] boogietiere.livejournal.com 2005-10-03 12:45 am (UTC)(link)
no i haven't heard him in symphonia, god do you even know what stuff i do hear in that game! :< But heck, i want to know what's up with his Japanese VA. It's the guy who also did Jadeite right? I somewhat remember that he talked hot so YES that would naturally evoke my interest in him :>
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I see, so i misguessed your reasons for not posting.. Sorry about that heh, I've witnessed it happening plenty of times before though ;D
Anyway if the game revolves around THAT bimbo i can well imagine your urge TO DESTROY curmudgeonly complain about her in your online journal. Aren't the dessert love creators the ones to blame for putting a hentai hooker in the wrong place to begin with? Okay so I may need reassuring that someone among them was just being a Retarded Male Chauvinist and that not even most Japanese teenage girls would generally identify themselves with something going.. NYAAA!! otherwise they can drop dead for all i care, it's mere common sense not to produce cat sounds during everyday situations and that's fucking DEFINITE.

[identity profile] moumusu.livejournal.com 2005-10-03 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
I had a creeping suspicion he was in this game, but I think not after all.

HAHA it's so easy to run away from LJ to play games. T_T STUPID GAMES.

I just...I just can't get over how she's 24, she's done it before, and she still says, "Nyaa." It blows me away. I...actually think this is the work of women who think girls who are ten years younger will find it easier to relate if the heroine acts like a perfect fool virgin. I don't think it's an expectation or a bad guess so much as...oh, it's clear what I'm thinking. I think high school girls would find that comforting. =_=

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