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Omigod, that's what I was missing. o_o Whoever contacted me on AIM, you were asking if you could friend me? Yes, I don't mind! X_X

So. Like. I don't really feel like talking in my LJ when all I have to say is that I gained more weight (mostly for certain monthly experiences, it's going away now, sob sob it was so scary) and I lost my dating-sim-with-sex virginity. Actually, I don't feel like explaining Dessert Love in detail, but it's worth it to complain. I NEED to complain about this game.

Well, it's a fantasy for high school girls who want to play OL. So our OL acts like a high school girl playing OL, or maybe just a perky porn star playing OL. To sum it up, she's...kind of...she not too BRIGHT, see. And here I am, pretending to be this girl. I'm serious, every human being on the planet is smarter than here. The amazing epiphany, the realization that this would not improve, came during a sex scene. She said "にゃあ!" while being undressed.

I don't even turn off the voices in Tales video games. I will tolerate cute and stupid and all its forms. I don't care what real people do in private with their honeys along with whatever else. I don't mind seeing a heroine surprised, again and again, by guys popping up behind them or evil rival women yelling, and I don't mind if they say "ひゃっ" and can't keep their cool about ANYTHING. Good god, I can forgive that.

BUT YOU CANNOT SAY NYAA BECAUSE YOU ARE SURPRISED HIDEYUKI IS TAKING OFF YOUR CLOTHES. OH MY FUCKING GOD.

Also, the marriage proposal was just...oh jesus. Well, I'll be making screenshots sooner or later. The upside is that one of the sex scenes with Hideyuki includes hawt desk secks. No really. Also, the guy who is so totally obviously gay and fun is dateable.

EDIT: Another perk found?

How would this make YOU feel?

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OMFG I LOL'D SO HARD AT THIS XDDDDD;;;;

HAHA. Okay, well, good someone's entertained. :3 Have you read the h-game reviews on somethingawful.com? I belatedly realized I probably sounded a lot like them talking about all this stuff...

Actually, no ... But maybe this is a good time to check it out? :D;;
I myself played some H-games but mainly out of amusement ... They were also a great source of inspiration ... Heh. XD;;

HWAR. Inspiration, eh?! ...gosh, now I'm wondering what you played... =w= The reviews are pretty funny, by the way. They're worth a laugh if you're bored.

...Why do they always draw them looking feverish? He looks like he needs aspirin and a bowl of chicken soup, not a girlfriend. >_>

Hur hur. Um, he drunk :D So maybe he does need water and rest. Darnit, you're right! Curse you and your common sense! >:D

にゃあ?

...Oi.

Furthermore, who WANTS to be an OL?

Women who intend to get married in a few years, or who want to make their parents THINK they're getting married in a few years. It's not especially challenging (just repetitive and risky with the Evil Men), there's not much chance at promotion (so no overtime), the women get to experience some economical freedom, and of course you get to work in a big shiny office. There are other jobs you get in between college and marriage (manga artist comes to mind. Really.), OL just happens to be the most glamourous one I know about. Which brings us back to why high school kids would want to be OLs.

Big shiny offices, sadly, hold no appeal for me.

...me neither.

Come now girls, are you sure my biiiiig and shiiiiiny office doesn't interest you?

Oh I am so dead when MP finds this comment :D

(PS, it's very shiny)

It's very shiny.

I'm MP! Wai~ (shhhh)

*strangles Kithal*

^^* カップル喧嘩はほどほどに...

oh dating gays, teehee, i want to become sooo OL now!

LOL. Isn't it awful?