Pictures of Sailor Saturn doll and Roy figurine

[cuddlefish]

Here we have Sailor Saturn.

Saturn: Hello, everyone!

Don't you love the flower petal sleeves? Sailor Saturn is different from the other dolls in several places.

Here we have Sailor Saturn from the side.

Saturn: I don't mind having my picture taken.

And here she is from behind.

Saturn: I know I'm supposed to be all serious and mysterious, but isn't this bow cute?

Here she is with her glaive!

Saturn: Hi-yah!


And here we have Roy, gallant and brave.

Roy: Look at my coat blowing in the wind! Robin almost paid $30 for me, but didn't.

From the side:

Roy: I'm terribly serious...and I'm doing it just for you, Robin.

Robin: *giggle* Oh, stop!


Both of them together!

Hotaru: I like chasing butterflies!

Roy: Come with me, Robin, and I'll make you first lady of Amestris!

Roy: By the way...

Robin: ?


Roy: What's your name, little girl?

Hotaru: Me? I'm Hotaru.

Roy: Hotaru? What an adorable name.

Hotaru: What's yours?

Roy: Me? I'm Roy Mustang, the Flame Alchemist. *sparkles*

Hotaru: Heehee! You're funny.

Robin: Oh no, he's sparkling at her! (Roy, don't flirt with her! Terrible things will happen!)

Roy: (Flirting? I'm just talking! And you're just a jealous woman, aren't you?)

Robin: (I---WHAT? Fine, but don't say I didn't warn you! *grumble grumble*)

Roy: So...that's a very nice stand you have there.

Hotaru: Isn't it? It helps me stand up straight, and it makes me a little taller, too.

Roy: Interesting. Could I borrow it? I'd like to show it to a friend of mine...

Hotaru: Sure! Hang on a sec...


Roy: Oops, hang on tight...


Haruka's foot: BWACK


Haruka: Hotaru! I'm here to save you!

Hotaru: Haruka-papa!

Haruka: You SCUM! Pedophile! Bastard! Trying to take my little girl's stand! How dare you! If you ever lay a finger on her, I'LL KILL YOU---or, no, I'll hit on you! And then you'll be really confused!!

Roy: Wah!


Haruka: There, now, are you all right, Hotaru?

Hotaru: Yes, I'm just fine.

Haruka: I kicked the bad man for you, so you don't have to worry anymore. And you!

Robin: Who, me?

Haruka: Yeah, you! Next time keep an eye on that pedoscumbastard!

Robin: Remember, smile and nod...

Haruka: What did you say?!

Robin: I mean, yes ma'am.

Haruka: Good.


Haruka: Now, come along, Hotaru.

Hotaru: Okay, Haruka-papa. Doo da doo da doo.

Haruka: Doo da doo da doo, going back to Robin's room.


Roy: しくしく...bested by a handsome woman...I admit complete defeat...

Ed:　自業自得。


Speaking of Ed, this is what happened before the photo shoot with Roy and Hotaru...

Ed: Zzzzzz...dflljggadmphgh...where's my shirt...zzzz...hmmm...hm? What...WHAT?! I am surrouded by girls, some of them in swimsuits...homina homina...and...

Ed: They're all SHORTER than me!

Minako: Ahaha.

Ed: *rejoices* I'M TALLLLLLLLL!!

Rei: Ufufu.

Ed: Man, this is amazing...where am I, anyway? I think I'll ask that chick with the ice cream. Excuse me!


Ed: Hey, excuse me, where am I?

Usagi: Why, you are in the land of pretty girls who are shorter than you!

Ami: Ufufu.

Ed: Wow...what is this, Heaven?

Makoto: Ahaha.

Usagi: Why yes, it is!

Ed: OMG I'm in Heaven! And it's full of girls! Wait until Robin hears about this! Or---the hell with her, COLONELLLLLL! COLONEL MUSTAAAAANG! I'm surrounded by GIRLS! There's enough here for three for each of us and I really think you should---


Roy: Yeeeeees?

Ed: Ulp! Uh...who are you?

Luna: Ahaha.

Roy: It's me, Roy.

Ed: Roy?!

Roy: You know, your bunky.

Mistress 9: Ufufu.

Ed: Buh buh EXCUSE ME! I HAVE NO "BUNKY"! And even if I did, it certainly wouldn't be YOU!

Roy: Aw, don't be like that, little shirtless fella...c'mon, gimme a kiss.

Ed: No! NOOOOOOOO!


Ed: Omigod!

Roy: Whatever is the matter, Fullmetal?


Ed: Oh, colonel...thank God it's you! I had this terrible dream...there were all these girls, and they were laughing...

Roy: Laughing girls? I thought you'd be too embarrassed to tell me about your wet dreams, Fullmetal.

Ed: No, no! It wasn't one of those! At least I think it wasn't, 'cuz you were there, but you were all big and soft, and you called me your b...b...

Roy: Buh?

Ed: Bunky...

Roy: *snicker*

Ed: Oh, shut up! YOU'RE the one who had to call me bunky!

Roy: Look, you're getting hard just thinking about it!

Ed: Dude, of course I'm hard! I'm hard all over! WE'RE MADE OF PLASTIC, DUMBASS.

Roy: Oh. Right.


Meanwhile, back in Robin's bed:

Roy: Oh, Ed, I just had the funniest dream.

Ed: Oh?

Roy: You were there, and there were all these girls I don't know, but you were all small and hard.

Ed: Small and hard?! ...are you trying to say something about me?!

Roy: No, bunky.

Ed: Don't call me that.

Plushie Roy and Ed's son, Chezno: Eat me! :3

I said I would take pictures of my new Roy figurine, and I did. I just added Sailor Saturn to the pictures, too. ...then Roy started hitting on Sailor Saturn... D: And Ed and some of my Gashapon figurines had to be heard from... DDD: Which really means, I just had to copy a certain person's infamous crack plushie theater. My favorite part is the last line.

Comments

[whitetenchi.livejournal.com]

Bwahaha!

And here I was thinking Ed would make a comment about the size of plushie!Roy's head...

[moumusu.livejournal.com]

Snrk. That's a good idea...