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Did I mention my normal computer, Sasuke, had a...I don't know what happened. I was looking up harlequin fetuses (...), and the page I was looking at made him freeze. When I restarted, he couldn't start the operating system. ._. The hard drive is safe, but Windows XP is gficked, and I basically have to reinstall it...which will erase all my important files.
Yang has recommended a complicated solution involving buying a new USB hard drive. And, um, somewhere along the line, thanks to his advice, I've started using Linux. Yes, I'm using it now. It are Knoppix. I wouldn't exactly call it hardcore. It's pokey because it runs from a CD, and it's not as shiny as Windows XP, but it looks and acts like Windows XP. I would stay to raise my geek level, but it isn't handling Japanese well, so I think not.
The last week or so has been an especially fruitful time for fantasizing about Fullmetal Alchemist characters in ridiculous situations or conditions. And since my best ideas are both worksafe, you get to see them both! AREN'T YOU HAPPY.
(21:48:10) Robin: Heh, Knoppix has a little tea timer
(21:48:26) Robin: You load it, then you pick a time for your tea to steep
(21:48:30) Robin: And then it reminds you
(21:48:33) Yang: ...
(21:48:37) Robin: I know
(21:48:41) Yang: it has everything
(21:48:43) Yang: and then some
(21:48:43) Robin: It's almost as cute as Edkitty
(21:48:49) Robin: How cozy
(21:49:20) Maora: The only thing that would be cuter would be using it to make tea for Edkitty, and then having a tea party with him
(21:49:59) Maora: But if Roykitty was invited they'd probably get a fight and rip up the tablecloth/curtains and break all the china
(21:51:13) Maora: One of them would jump on the table and knock over that tiered silver thing with all the food on it
(21:51:58) Maora: OH MY GOD THERE IS NO MANAGING YOU TWO
(21:52:27) Maora: They would both complain their tea is too hot. Nekojita.
If there is mayonnaise in the FMA world, I want a mayonnist (俗に言うマヨラー) in the FMA cast.
Explanation: they have what appears to be that nasty Japanese spaghetti with ketchup, shrimp fry, oyakodon, and those skewered dumplings with the soy sauce on them. It's a paralell world. It would make me laugh.
I think not Ed or Roy, though it fills me with regret to say that.
Explanation: Ed is picky enough. Any more obsession over food and he's going to get unbalanced. As for Roy, he's 30 and his job is to sit behind a desk all day. He would never get away with eating mayonnaise all the time (and I have already assigned the sweet tooth to him). Also, I want to spread the made-up squee evenly. There must be balance in the Fanon.
Instead, Al is my current choice for the title of "mayonnist."
Explanation: He discovers mayonnaise in our world as part of reclaiming his five senses. He likes it on odd things because his sense of taste was messed up from ALCHEMY OMG!!! It may improve over time because he's still developing, or maybe he is forever changed. In either case, he may also like miso on his sugar cookies or frosting on his mackerel. Maybe it's a childish favorite he never gave up because he wasn't eating and finding new things to like for all that time.
Yang has recommended a complicated solution involving buying a new USB hard drive. And, um, somewhere along the line, thanks to his advice, I've started using Linux. Yes, I'm using it now. It are Knoppix. I wouldn't exactly call it hardcore. It's pokey because it runs from a CD, and it's not as shiny as Windows XP, but it looks and acts like Windows XP. I would stay to raise my geek level, but it isn't handling Japanese well, so I think not.
The last week or so has been an especially fruitful time for fantasizing about Fullmetal Alchemist characters in ridiculous situations or conditions. And since my best ideas are both worksafe, you get to see them both! AREN'T YOU HAPPY.
(21:48:10) Robin: Heh, Knoppix has a little tea timer
(21:48:26) Robin: You load it, then you pick a time for your tea to steep
(21:48:30) Robin: And then it reminds you
(21:48:33) Yang: ...
(21:48:37) Robin: I know
(21:48:41) Yang: it has everything
(21:48:43) Yang: and then some
(21:48:43) Robin: It's almost as cute as Edkitty
(21:48:49) Robin: How cozy
(21:49:20) Maora: The only thing that would be cuter would be using it to make tea for Edkitty, and then having a tea party with him
(21:49:59) Maora: But if Roykitty was invited they'd probably get a fight and rip up the tablecloth/curtains and break all the china
(21:51:13) Maora: One of them would jump on the table and knock over that tiered silver thing with all the food on it
(21:51:58) Maora: OH MY GOD THERE IS NO MANAGING YOU TWO
(21:52:27) Maora: They would both complain their tea is too hot. Nekojita.
If there is mayonnaise in the FMA world, I want a mayonnist (俗に言うマヨラー) in the FMA cast.
Explanation: they have what appears to be that nasty Japanese spaghetti with ketchup, shrimp fry, oyakodon, and those skewered dumplings with the soy sauce on them. It's a paralell world. It would make me laugh.
I think not Ed or Roy, though it fills me with regret to say that.
Explanation: Ed is picky enough. Any more obsession over food and he's going to get unbalanced. As for Roy, he's 30 and his job is to sit behind a desk all day. He would never get away with eating mayonnaise all the time (and I have already assigned the sweet tooth to him). Also, I want to spread the made-up squee evenly. There must be balance in the Fanon.
Instead, Al is my current choice for the title of "mayonnist."
Explanation: He discovers mayonnaise in our world as part of reclaiming his five senses. He likes it on odd things because his sense of taste was messed up from ALCHEMY OMG!!! It may improve over time because he's still developing, or maybe he is forever changed. In either case, he may also like miso on his sugar cookies or frosting on his mackerel. Maybe it's a childish favorite he never gave up because he wasn't eating and finding new things to like for all that time.
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Why were you looking them up in the first place? XDAww, it's easy to imagine Al loving mayonnaise. That would be cute.
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Yeah, at first I wanted to make Trisha Elric the mayonnist, but then I thought of Al and it seemed so natural. I think he would still be able to cook for Ed because he knows just what Ed likes (HEH HEH HEH).
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Oh, I'm not sure Al can cook exactly what Ed likes...|D
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...|D
Of course. I think I'm so unaccustomed to pairing these two that I don't have the proper mindset.
It probably means that Al's favorite food is mayonnaise on Ed, if not Ed's own homemade mayonnaise OH GOD WHAT AM I SAYING.