My first fangirling-only entry in forever

[cuddlefish]

So we're all up on our Fullmetal Alchemist figurines news, right? I think it's the fact that their clothes are made of real cloth, like proper dollies. The idea of burying my face in Roy's chest is so much more exciting when he's wearing cloth or nothing instead of plastic Please God, deliver Roy and Ed Medicom figures unto my doorstep ASAP, and don't make me pay for them in some horrible way, such as loss of me, or a family member, or limbs, or memories, or cherished belongings.

That's pretty much the news of the day for me. I also intended to post a chat log of my incoherent frothing about a Daen doujinshi I downloaded today (w/ doujinshi for download), but I lost the chat log, so all you get is the doujinshi. There is plenty to enjoy, but the highlight is this:

Roy: Fullmetal, Mr. Bear says he's hungr---
Ed: NO HE DOESN'T.
Robin's Alternative Response For Ed: Well, then Mr. Bear can just CHUG SOME COCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

BONUS!!! Me and Yang snapping at each other!
(21:44:39) Yang: You and the rest of that motherfucking fandom cesspool can go fist yourselves.
(21:45:02) Robin: Oh! Oh me oh my! I'm going to have to go cry myself to sleep on a pile of doujinshi

EDIT: I got the above doujinshi, SalSta!, from Central Library. I reuploaded it to post here, though.

Hi, this is Robin, who just learned about the Takami Akai, er, problem. I am tempted to say that this is X times more powerful because I can actually read the stuff in Kani@Drill Tamashii, but it's really not. Wank is wank, no matter what the language

Comments

[catystorm.livejournal.com]

God I want so badly. More or less because the clothes come off, so you can, you know. Dress them in alternate clothes.

Am so not going to go filch clothes off the James Bond dolls, my father would murder me but OH THE HILARITY.

[moumusu.livejournal.com]

!!!!!!!!!!!

So you're sure the clothes come off? Oh, man. Oh, MAN.

I think if I was dressing up a Roy doll I'd make him be Fox Mulder (<---my favorite Roy-twin). I'm pretty sure Mulder dolls exist, but it would be such a pain finding one that isn't like $60.

[catystorm.livejournal.com]

Well, if it's the same as the Ed one that came out, then yes, because sky_dark dresses hers in Barbie clothes. xDDD

...

Also, you have just killed me because peach_jello occasionally has a Mulder muse and he once gassed Ed and threw him in a closet. You have given me a case of the giggles that I now can't kill. Oh god oh god oh god.

The reason the actual Mulder barbie dolls are so expensive is because they were yanked right after production 'cause Scully didn't look like Scully or something. That was at least what I heard...

[moumusu.livejournal.com]

he once gassed Ed and threw him in a closet
DDDDDDDDDD: Why?! Are there any details?

*examines Crack Theatre* OH. Oh, that was Medicom Ed. <_< OH. But I worry about whether the clothes that come with Ed can be properly put on him again, particularly that little metal clasp that holds together his shirt. Perhaps I should ask. *examines Crack Theatre more* OH MY GOD! SHE'S GOT A MULDER DOLL AND SHE'S TRYING TO PAIR HIM WITH ED! I totally forgot about that, jeez... Well, Mulder doesn't look like Mulder, either. They're Ken and Barbie, not Mulder and Scully. Gawd.

[catystorm.livejournal.com]

xDDD

Well, Ed + automail = WTF to anyone not in the know, so... he was loud, annoying, and wouldn't let Mulder near the automail so Mulder gassed him and stuffed him in a closet for later study.

[moumusu.livejournal.com]

I imagine that Mulder would be sort of unimpressed re: fancy prosthetic limbs, but the mention or use of alchemy, combined with Ed continuing to be a jackass, would make a display of force on Mulder's part more appropriate. But this IS someone else's Mulder, and an event that has already passed, so I understand I have no control over this. Either way, now I'm thinking about what Ed looks like when he's unconscious. :3

[catystorm.livejournal.com]

True, true. Also, I have no idea what Mulder would act like, given I've seen a grand total of four, maybe five episodes of the show. Roommate, however, is a foaming geek so I'm sure I've left out something.

Ed while unconcious = win.

I dunno. What is my icon making you think of?

[moumusu.livejournal.com]

I KNOW THAT'S ED'S OWN HAND, BUT IT MAKES ME THINK OF A CERTAIN SOMEONE WHO OFTEN WEARS WHITE GLOVES HOLDING ED'S HEAD DOWN. There, I said it.

I watched X-Files when it was first airing, but I was 1. too young to get most of it and 2. too busy looking for canon Mulder/Scully to properly understand (never bothered with fanfic, though). Even now, when I catch a rerun, I still often refuse to watch anything but the silly/cute episodes, so the Mulder I imagine is like Roy, only less of a showoff/asshole/obvious pervert: superdorky, fights the government in an attempt to save the world, has a down-to-earth woman keeping him in line. And a cool trenchcoat.

[catystorm.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHAHA LOL xDDDDDD I NEVER SAW THAT XD

The icon's always been a) recovering faceplant or b) owwwwww type of thing. Heeheeheehee. *has the giggles now*

I think I need to see more X-Files. xD But yes, that makes a lot of sense from your description.

[moumusu.livejournal.com]

And THAT icon? Looks like Han Solo grabbing his crotch. DO I JUST HAVE A REALLY DIRTY MIND OR SOMETHING? D:

"Bad Blood" is probably the funniest episode, "Chinga" is where I get a lot of my Mulder = Dork notions, "Detour," "The Unnatural," "X-Cops," "First-Person Shooter," "Clyde Bruckman’s Final Repose," "Quagmire," "Triangle," "The Rain King," "How The Ghosts Stole Christmas," "Arcadia," and "Millennium" all have either lots of Mulder/Scully or lots of funny things.

[runan.livejournal.com]

Woooooo...!

Yup, I have no idea about any of this whatsoever.

...I want a Kaitou Kid figure with removable clothing, dammit. And a Hakuba figure. And a Heiji figure. And a Shinichi figure...

And a Xellos figure

[moumusu.livejournal.com]

I just want Ed. Just Ed.