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Snake takes Ike from behind!!!!!!RAEP
CANNOT STOP CACKLING. FUCK. I know some people will be disappointed that Marth isn't on this list, but Ike is there to replace him and...this is pretty good, right? This is good, right?! :D I am also in favor of this prettification of Peach's dress. DO WANT.
EDIT: How's Snake going to perform that move on, say, Kirby?

Snake takes Ike from behind!!!!!!
CANNOT STOP CACKLING. FUCK. I know some people will be disappointed that Marth isn't on this list, but Ike is there to replace him and...this is pretty good, right? This is good, right?! :D I am also in favor of this prettification of Peach's dress. DO WANT.
EDIT: How's Snake going to perform that move on, say, Kirby?
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Times I am glad I didn't have any beverage in my mouth: NOW. Does Snake have any possibility to be one of your favorite rapists? Or is it only pretty mens?
...I would assume that that naked Samus is our dose of female boobs and ass for the game, and then we can get on to more important things like princesses in pretty dresses and cute little creatures that don't seem to have a throat for Snake to slit =w=