"Robin? What were you doing the past three days that kept you from posting your journal?"

"...I was looking at /b/."

Mmhm. I'm starting to get bored, though. It's: porn, something disgusting, girls getting called traps, copypasta, porn, a round of calling some group of people fags (furries, gaia members, Europeans, emo kids), and then more porn. Rinse and repeat. There WERE times I laughed until I was in pain...especially because of meatspin...pppffffbbbbt...but that's not even on 4chan. So shut up.

I also spent a lot of time perusing this site (warning: ads are NSFW, enter at the bottom, haha I made a funny) looking for more weird things (...what?) but most of them written for guys, by guys and they are (also) very boring. Oh, and most of them are badly written, too. Even I can tell.

So basically I've been looking at porn since I last posted. I'm finally using my computer for what it was meant for. I don't know whether RoyEd would heal the damage or make it worse. Maybe I should get away from the computer, make a matcha cheesecake and...stare at it...wishing I could eat moar...okay, I can't do that. I have to wait for Japan for my weird non-American cake.

I showed Yang "lotus boob" today. In return, he signed off when I said I missed Scrubs, so he wouldn't give me spoilers. (He denies this. He said he went to a diner.) But lucky for me, I am a phage and can download my Scrubs. :3

Otaku Senshi. (I suddenly feel 100000x less cool for posting this, but oh well.)



See? Antenna. Antenna are the sign of the royal family of Miyabi's moon.
月宮 慕乃香/セーラー三日月
Tsukimiya Honoka/Sailor Mikazuki
Height: 5'0" 
Age: 17
Scorpio O
School: Juuban High School
Club: Japanese literature
Hair color: black
Eyes: yellow
Favorite food: creme caramel, tsukimi soba, hard-boiled eggs
Her powers are related to the moon, light, goodness, and wainbows. Excuse me, rainbows.

She's the middle sister of three. She is average in school in sports and in development, though she's always liked Japanese history. She's basically a goody two-shoes who likes taking care of squishy stupid little animals, especially emo kids like Akira dogs. She gets a crush on Akira, God only knows why.


Ahhhh her head is too big shiiit.
雪宮 愛/セーラー吹雪
Yukimiya Ai/Sailor Fubuki
5'1" 18
Height: 5'1"
Age: 18
Aquarius O
School: T*A Girls' School
Club: tea ceremony
Hair: pale blue
Favorite food: salt caramels, chocolate, tofu
Eyes: dark brown

Her powers focus on snow, dancing, wind, and freezing.

She's the eldest sister of three. She is above average in school and sports and she has a nice rack. She has never had a boyfriend, probably because she's serious and blushes easily. She believes in getting things through honest work. Good girl. This one also has a crush, on Noboru.


This came out pretty good. I meant to show her flat chest, but could not because of that bow. Oh well.
花宮 恋/セーラー桜花
Hanamiya Ren/Sailor Ouka
Height: 4'11"
Age: 16
Pisces B
School: T*A Girls' School
Club: flower arrangement
Hair: pale pink
Eyes: light brown
Favorite food: kitsune udon, green tea parfait, black tea ice cream
Her powers come from cherry blossoms, dancing, blood, and, uh, nothin' else.

She's the youngest sister of three. She is way below average in every way at school and she's flat-chested, but she does not flinch at guys and thus has had many boyfriends. She's the type who's evil and gets away with it because she's cute. Ren probably likes Yutaka back. I think she really just wants to put his genitals under lock and key O_O wut

-all three girls wear juunihitoe in their "princess forms." (You know, when they have to kill something really big, so they change into the same outfit they had way back when.)

-I take this time to officially announce that Ren x Ai would be a good couple. Good pun, too.

-all three girls have the same father and different mothers, who took back their maiden names after their husband disappeared. As for the father, and how he had children by three different women: HE IS A CHEATING BASTARD.

-the stick Sailor Mikazuki is holding is the Kurenkan no Tsue, and the girls share it when they attack. (Remember that thing the Sailor Stars transformed with? Like that.) Though I didn't draw it, it looks different depending on which girl summons it. It is always long for Sailor Mikazuki and shorter for the other two.

-the girls transform with wristwatches.

And now for the boys. Heh heh.


This is Akira. (Roy's bangs with Ed's ponytail)

This is Akira with his hair down. (What's in his hand? YOU decide.)
銀ノ宮輝/銀の宿主
Ginnomiya Akira/Shirogane no Yadonushi (STOP MAKING FUN OF MY NAME)
Height: 5'5" 
Age: 17
Libra AB
School: Juuban High School
Club: kendou!
Hair color: silver
Eyes: cobalt (...)
Favorite food: stew, grilled mochi
Weapon: TWO swords! v
His powers are silver and penises blades

Akira had a bad childhood. His parents mostly ignored him, and his beloved pet dog died. Finally his parents died, too, on a luxurious cruise somewhere. He lives on his own now. He's very quiet, to the point of being rude, a loner. He does well in school, in fact, extremely well. He would be the model student if he wasn't so grumpy. He trusts Shitai but he ends up fighting her of his own free will.


This is Noboru. "Who did you say I look like?" (Do you see what his shirt says? Couldn't think of anything else)
木ノ宮昂/木の宿主
Kinomiya Noboru/Ki no Yadonushi
Height: 5'7"
Age: 17
Sagittarius B
School: Juuban High School
Club: archery
Hair color: blonde in the front, black in the back (dyed)
Eyes: grey-green
Favorite food: hamburg, omuraisu, grandma's pickles
Weapon: BIG sword
His powers come from TREES.

Jock jock jock, very stupid jock. Has a million-watt smile. Gives good advice. He thinks Ai is hot but he is not very smooth about it. He keeps an eye on Yutaka.

Noboru was given to his grandparents by his mother when he was baby, because she had him out of wedlock and couldn't take care of him. Both of his parents have since dropped off the map. Incidentally, Noboru treats his elders well, even when they won't stop giving him flak about his hair.


Yutaka. マジデフォ。 <---does ANYBODY know what I'm talking about?
土宮豊/土の宿主
Tsuchimiya Yutaka/Tsuchi no Yadonushi
Height: 5'0"
Age: 16
Capricorn A
School: Juuban High School
Club: calligraphy (good for writing beautiful love letters)
Hair color: black
Eyes: brown
Favorite food: anmitsu, potatoes and taro root, teriyaki pizza
Weapon: curvy sword
His powers come from the earth and rocks.

Yutaka is...you'd think I wouldn't like him, but I do. (Probably because of what I think Ren will do to him...) He writes many love letters to Ren and never sends them. And generally spends all his time fantasizing about Ren. Or studying, he gets very very good grades. He's really not as smart as Ami but he spends a lot of time studying. I've decided that after all the fuss is over, he grows out his hair and nobody recognizes him, flustering him.

Yutaka lives with his parents, who take every pain to make sure is his able to study.


Atsushi. Haha, whoops, never mind that gakuran. Or that ribbon, he doesn't usually wear that.
火宮淳/火の宿主
Kamiya Atsushi/Hi no Yadonushi
Height: 5'9"
Age: 18
Aries A
School: Moto Azabu High School (Mamoru's old high school)
Club: politics, though he is also president of the student council
Hair color: reddish brown
Eyes: whatever you want them to be, baby (grey)
Favorite food: strawberry anything (usually shortcake), sashimi
Weapon: Japanese sword
His powers come from firrrrrrrre.

Can you tell who he is? Then let me describe him to you. He likes girls and dates many. He tends to do his homework at the last minute or not at all, but he gets surprisingly good grades. He has a sweet tooth and he loves naps, especially in school. His best friend/lover died a couple years back and he never got over it, but he covers this up. He likes to annoy the hell out of Nagare, his vice-president. He also likes to threaten to make the entire student council wear miniskirts.

Do you know now? Good.

Atsushi's parents moved out to the country when his father got promoted, and they allowed him to stay behind in the city to finish the high school that was so hard to get into.

As for the ribbon, he likes to wear girls' hair accessories---the bigger, cuter, and sparklier the better---to get a rise out of the authorities, and to see his friends try not to laugh during student council meetings, when he is deadly serious.


SMILE

SMILE OR I'LL CHEW YOUR FACE OFF

にゃん。
水宮流/水の宿主
Uzumiya Nagare/Mizu no Yadonushi
Height: 5'2"
Age: 16
Virgo AB
School: Moto Azabu High School (WELL IT WAS IN THE MANGA)
Club: chemistry (vice-president of the student council)
Hair color: sandy blonde
Eyes: ultramarine, as opposed to cobalt (I DOUBLE DOG DARE YOU to get this reference)
Favorite food: fried shrimp, jello, nabemono
Weapon: rapier, but he's better at just pounding people with his fists
His powers come from water.

Let's play the guessing game again. I describe Nagare, and you match him to one of Robin's favorite characters.

Nagare is stubborn and crabby and rebellious but so smart, so excruciatingly smart. He was raised in a dojo and taught how to beat people up from a very young age. Nagare has good facial features but he tends to ruin them by glaring. He is SICK AND TIRED of doing Atsushi's dirty work, but they do respect each other (and spend a lot of time together). He has a younger brother he loves more than anything in the entire world.

Heh heh.

Nagare was a girl in his past lives, but I've decided that at some point Nagare feels the need to show that he loves Atsushi as a man distance himself from the past. So he cuts his hair. Eventually he grows it out a bit.

Nagare lives with his parents and his little brother.

-at first I was going to make the boys gakuran senshi, like this. I Just Couldn't Do It.

-all the boys transform with pocket watches

-look, all the boys have swords! ...

-Atsushi x Nagare is canon. What better place for it than Sailormoon? And Noboru x Yutaka might as well be canon.

This is pretty clear evidence I still can't get away from RoyEd. Please forgive me for not liking my own made up couples.

I was gonna watch Mai-Hime and Mai-Otome, but I don't have enough disk space to download it...

From: [identity profile] moumusu.livejournal.com


Someone was waiting for me?! ;_; Oh, thank you thank you...in the future, I'll try not to start wasting my time on /b/.

Yeah, really, that's all it's good for.

From: [identity profile] runan.livejournal.com


Ah, 4chan. Where all the trolls hang out to stroke each others massive e-cocks because they are SO MUCH BETTER THAN THE REST OF THE INTARNETS.

Sometimes it's amusing, though.

I like megane!Ed Nagare~ :D

From: [identity profile] moumusu.livejournal.com


I agree, it's a hive of trolls, and I agree, sometimes they have good jokes.

Heh, yeah, he's cute.
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