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[cuddlefish]

It's late, so there's really only one pressing question on my mind.

What do monkey tails taste like?

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[runan.livejournal.com]

I...I've never really...pondered that, myself. Tough and gristly, maybe?

[moumusu.livejournal.com]

Maybe they'd be like chicken feet (a common offering at dum sum).

I'm wondering about the bones. I guess they would be more like pork or beef bones than chicken or fish bones? How would you remove them? Would you? How would you remove any fur? Would there be any meat left?

I hear humans taste like pork. Would monkeys, too? D: