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[cuddlefish]

It's late, so there's really only one pressing question on my mind.

What do monkey tails taste like?

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[yangvalyang.livejournal.com]

You can buy pork tails at the supermarket most of the time.

They're good stewed, but very fatty under the skin.

Eat too much and you get diarrhea.

[moumusu.livejournal.com]

Well, yeah, you can buy fried pork rinds, too.

I think it's all a moot point anyway because of the serious diseases so frequently found in monkey meat.

[yangvalyang.livejournal.com]

That's why you COOK meat, you silly little savage.