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[cuddlefish]

(10:31:00 PM) Me: It's Frank
(10:31:06 PM) Me: It's Frank the LJ goat
(10:31:13 PM) Me: They didn't take him out back and shoot him
(10:31:18 PM) Me: They sold him to a street performer
(10:31:25 PM) kithal: no, instead they made him stand on poles
(10:31:29 PM) kithal: a fate much much worse

Comments

[moumusu.livejournal.com]

I actually assumed it was a Russian conspiracy to pin the blame on the mascot and oust him. Our new mascot will be a talking bottle of vodka.

[moumusu.livejournal.com]

Other suggestions: Babayaga, or a hammer and a sickle who are brothers with contrasting personalities. If it's the latter, there's a healthy chance the outraged fangirls will take revenge by writing them having sex.

[narugami.livejournal.com]

PUTINXFRANK THE GOAT OTP?

I can't believe I just typed that.

Or for vodoka: ABSOLUT EMO

[moumusu.livejournal.com]

Oh gaaaaaaaawwwwd (つД`) Frank's actually a whore now!