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cuddlefish) wrote2004-03-15 03:56 am
cuddlefish) wrote2004-03-15 03:56 am
AM NOT
OH GOD. No. NO.
I AM NOT thinking of AU Ed living at a shrine and eating sweet potatoes (and making fart jokes) and wearing that ADORABLE SWEATSHIRT OH GOD and reading schoolbooks and he when walks around it's very quiet AND THE LEAVES DANCE AROUND HIS FEET AHHH. AND THEY HAVE SO MANY CATS.
TT_TT I'M NOT.
White Day? What White Day? Oh, no, Ed decided he likes devil's food cake naked, not white cake in a suit. So, you know, I kind of couldn't get it to look right. (...I think I'm gonna make a rule with myself that I can post holiday pictures at any time of the year.)
So instead I subject you to my stupid injokes!
GIVE ME YOUR SPERM.
It's a subject of much controversy. How do a bunch of squat little old men with beards get it on with lolitas? This is the problem that faces the Dwarf race in Lineage 2. Every single female is somehow short and bright-eyed like a little girl, and every single male is, well, starting to look more and more like a pervert every day. It makes you wonder:OMFG someone with a lolicon made this game How exactly do the dwarf girls end up attracted to that? And where are the little boys and old ladies? My good friend Lindsay and I set out to find some answers.
Oh, but Lindsay and Kithal and I make one HELL of a lot of dirty jokes in that game.I we decided that the dwarf men are infertile, and that the girls have to carry on the race by going out and doing WHATEVER they want to do. As long as it has a wang, they can make a dwarf baby with it (and it will always be a dwarf, not some hybrid). And the dwarf girls all have clubs to beat the girly elf men over their heads, if they have to. Cutest empowered neaderthal women with phallic symbols ever.
This picture demonstrates part of the process involved.
It's Ed because Lindsay noticed Ed was short and cute like a dwarf chick. And lo, I noticed that dwarves were into tinkering, making machines, and possibly hooking up automail. Well, Ed isn't in L2 (unless they end up making some shota dwarf guys, and if that happens I'm going to get drunk for a week), and Irina doesn't get to fix his automail (she's not going to be an artisan, anyway), but it was worth a giggle.（必殺！ メルヘンバック！ 食らえ～っ） You can probably tell that I colored Ed in about 15 minutes. YOU ARE CORRECT! (I didn't want to make ANY of it look especially nice, but I started with Irina's hair and got really into it...2 hours later I sat back and thought, I have a EdTri picture to color, dammit. So I just fudged the rest. Har har. *gets beaten up for neglecting Ed*)
Also, maybe I'll color this someday, but I don't really see the point. I drew it after being exposed to the Lineage 2 Reporters' Club, where they have a lot of nice pictures of armor. Looking at that practically made my eyes spin. Good to draw a ridiculous outfitoften once in a while.
EDIT: OH, MY GOD. In the name of all that is good and holy, WHAT THE UTTER MOTHERFUCKING FUCK WAS THIS DOING ON MY SCANNER. Sweet merciful CRAP. I don't even remember putting it ON there. X_& Oh, um, and, before you look, it's DEFINITELY not work-safe. It's RoyClones on Ed, it's sketchy, and I don't think it's very good (it has that hentai disease where you can't see the fucker's face, only the fuckee's). And some other tiny things with position I finally got fed up with. ...god, not the kind of scare you want at 5 AM...
I AM NOT thinking of AU Ed living at a shrine and eating sweet potatoes (and making fart jokes) and wearing that ADORABLE SWEATSHIRT OH GOD and reading schoolbooks and he when walks around it's very quiet AND THE LEAVES DANCE AROUND HIS FEET AHHH. AND THEY HAVE SO MANY CATS.
TT_TT I'M NOT.
White Day? What White Day? Oh, no, Ed decided he likes devil's food cake naked, not white cake in a suit. So, you know, I kind of couldn't get it to look right. (...I think I'm gonna make a rule with myself that I can post holiday pictures at any time of the year.)
So instead I subject you to my stupid injokes!
GIVE ME YOUR SPERM.
It's a subject of much controversy. How do a bunch of squat little old men with beards get it on with lolitas? This is the problem that faces the Dwarf race in Lineage 2. Every single female is somehow short and bright-eyed like a little girl, and every single male is, well, starting to look more and more like a pervert every day. It makes you wonder:
Oh, but Lindsay and Kithal and I make one HELL of a lot of dirty jokes in that game.
This picture demonstrates part of the process involved.
It's Ed because Lindsay noticed Ed was short and cute like a dwarf chick. And lo, I noticed that dwarves were into tinkering, making machines, and possibly hooking up automail. Well, Ed isn't in L2 (unless they end up making some shota dwarf guys, and if that happens I'm going to get drunk for a week), and Irina doesn't get to fix his automail (she's not going to be an artisan, anyway), but it was worth a giggle.（必殺！ メルヘンバック！ 食らえ～っ） You can probably tell that I colored Ed in about 15 minutes. YOU ARE CORRECT! (I didn't want to make ANY of it look especially nice, but I started with Irina's hair and got really into it...2 hours later I sat back and thought, I have a EdTri picture to color, dammit. So I just fudged the rest. Har har. *gets beaten up for neglecting Ed*)
Also, maybe I'll color this someday, but I don't really see the point. I drew it after being exposed to the Lineage 2 Reporters' Club, where they have a lot of nice pictures of armor. Looking at that practically made my eyes spin. Good to draw a ridiculous outfit
EDIT: OH, MY GOD. In the name of all that is good and holy, WHAT THE UTTER MOTHERFUCKING FUCK WAS THIS DOING ON MY SCANNER. Sweet merciful CRAP. I don't even remember putting it ON there. X_& Oh, um, and, before you look, it's DEFINITELY not work-safe. It's RoyClones on Ed, it's sketchy, and I don't think it's very good (it has that hentai disease where you can't see the fucker's face, only the fuckee's). And some other tiny things with position I finally got fed up with. ...god, not the kind of scare you want at 5 AM...
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But where is the club? :D
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Wah. Wah. Cutest EVER. I <3 sweet normalcy. And Roy! And Hawkeye! And KITTENS! And Winry's socks! Awwww. But I am trying to figure out WTF Winry is holding and I just can't.
I wish Roy/Ed would magically appear on my scanner.
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Winry is holding a roasted sweet potato. In Japan, sweeping up the autumn leaves (preferably at a shrine), getting them in a little pile, burning them, and roasting sweet potatoes over it is, like, Norman Rockwell fare. Utterly nostalgic. (Also, their sweet potatoes are creamier and richer and much more fun to eat plain. ^^) So...Roy is getting ready to nuke their pile of leaves in that picture. (I love it so. XB)
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Mwaha, I'll have to finish my own L2 pics now...