Writer's Block: Gobble Gobble

[cuddlefish]

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Outrageous. People have to pay for transportation, bedding to hold people, plates to hold food, and that food for everyone is NOT CHEAP! Some of us even gasp donate to charities!

Some of us have been tired of turkey since they were 12 and want a big fat mackerel with a side of tofu and three kinds of carbs

Comments

[narugami.livejournal.com]

Why would anyone want to eat turducken... The idea sounds like a parody from The Onion or something. :/

When my mom makes turkey she actually slices off a whole bunch of it to make schnitzel first, so it's more managable?

[moumusu.livejournal.com]

I know that by size the duck belongs in the middle, but I don't understand why anyone would want to eat duck without crispy skin :333

Mom and I saw on TV today that you can cut the turkey into four pieces to make it easier to fit in an oven and more likely to cook well. We didn't do that, though---I think we cut it up right after it was cooked.