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No precious or outrageous utterances on Supernatural (not more than usual), though due to natural decline my Hunter Tension Level is down from low pink to somewhere in the high yellow range. Obviously Dean's terrible conversation choices have affected me. Also, he keeps going for my honkers during Touch Communication. Oh well. I better talk about myself!
Lately the most interesting thing I do is go to the BU bookstore and spend more than I should on books. Actually, I think the book spending is fairly justified, it's the problem with eating there, because the food is expensive and I am doubtful of the SINCERITY of their green tea latte.
-I like newish fiction because it makes me feel cooler than I really am. This feeling is an okay replacement for being able to buy and read something I really care about, like MORE COMIC BOOKS!!!! I can't remember the last time I bought even an issue of Ribon.
-I wrote down a big list of things I wanted to buy/read and lost every bit of it! Yay!
-I compiled this list by looking up dystopian fiction on Wikipedia. In the last decade, there has been a powerful trend towards depicting dystopias ruled by corporate interests.
-I like dystopian fiction, and the occasional post-apocalypse story (where it overlaps), because I feel like the suffering of the characters is AT LEAST orchestrated for the author to make a point. Some authors even like to give their characters a happy ending! There is nothing so dependable in reality, despite the freakish bullshit that goes on worldwide every day.
-Students at that bookstore wear jeans and shoes that reach no higher than the knee. Adult women who have jobs and are real people wear high heel boots that go up to the knee and skirts. They're also freaking tall, why?
-I worry about catching swine flu but I can't get my shot yet and I am disgusted by the free antiseptic dispenser in my therapist's building. It's foamy! Eww! *flaps hands*
-my mother had a BIOPSY today (very very strong chance of it coming back negative) and she was IN PAIN and I DRAGGED HER TO THE BOOKSTORE. I feel like the worst offspring ever.
-YOU WILL NEVER ESCAPE FROM SUPERNATURAL because I also bought a Supernatural magazine at the bookstore today. It was outdated and the poster contained within was less than splendiferous. Besides The Unit, I've also bought Never Let Me Go, Charity Girl, The Art of Running in the Rain, The Memory Keeper's Daughter, The Handmaid's Tale, Cute Yummy Time, and F U Penguin.
-Ironically I felt the need to pick up The Chronicles of Master Li and Number Ten Ox because I got it for Christmas last year and didn't touch it. It's so good I can't read it all at once.
-Tales of Eternia boasts a lasting ability to entertain me. Yes. I'm gonna beat up Arche and Cless. I'm gonna do that extra dungeon this time. I'm gonna use Max and Chat even though I'm annoyed at how handicapped mages are.
-My producer's business card in idolm@ster has gone from silver to gold! Cool! I am considering buying music for the sole pleasure of making Takane sing, but I'd also have to buy outfits for the sole pleasure of dressing up Takane and what's the point when they're talking about putting her in a new game a year or so from now? Though I may be biased by the fact that Takane is a cool rival with cool music, I think she is my favorite. What could be better than a moon princess devouring ramen and popcorn? (Wait.)
me: Dean and Sam at the convention
Dean: Holy crap that is a cute stuffed doll thing. What is it?
Sam: ...it's you
Dean: :> all the girls love me!
Sam: *pokes Dean plushie*
my friend:
Sam: I wonder if this'll work as a voodoo doll.
Dean: ..... D:
me: BAHAHAHA
Sam: Uhh. No... ...it's really cute though
Sam: *picks it up and examines its butt or something*
Sam: *turns it over and moves its legs*
Dean: STOP PLAYING WITH ME
Fangirls: *go quiet and stare*
me: Sam would go back and buy it later...
me: carry it around in his coat and look guiltily at it
me: AND DEAN FINDS IT LATER
Dean: WHAT IS THIS? You bought the voodoo doll?
Sam: What? No! Oh, no, no I---
Dean: Well too bad, because I bought one of you!!!! *pinches Sam doll's butt*
Sam: OW
Dean: o_o
Both: *long silence*
Sam: Just kidding!! :D
Sam: *later, in private, tries stroking his Dean plushie*
me: *and blushes*
me: *and puts it away*
Dean: *comes back to hotel room grumbling about getting a spontaneous erection while looking at something boring*
me: LOOK WHERE THIS IS TAKING ME MY GOD
me: FROM OVER THERE TO HERE WTF
me: *points and flails*
me: I'm your turbo loverrr
me: tell me there's no otherrr
me: I'm your turbo LOVER
me: Better run for COVER [my dad was playing Gran Turismo ok]
my friend: OMG I almost snorted my soda up my nose
my friend: That so needs to be a comic
my friend: FFFFFFF
me: 8D
me: I love them...
my friend: I can just imagine they leave them in the Impala or something and Cas finds them and is like :D :D :D *makes them dance*
me: BAHAHAHAHAHAHA
me: they come back dirty and bruised and fighting with each other
Dean: Why did you have to start DANCING when the zombies showed up?!
Sam: I didn't---I was being controlled or something! Why couldn't we check for magic circles before you started shooting your stupid...shotgun of overcompensation?!
Dean: My wha...are you implying I prefer a shotgun to KILL MONSTERS because my dick is small?!
Sam: I'm not implying, I'm saying YOU'RE STU---
Cas: Um guys?
Sam and Dean: WHAT
Cas: .....................................never mind
Dean and Sam: *go back to fighting loudly*
Cas: *surreptitiously covers Dean doll's mouth*
Dean: AND ANOTHER THMFL
Sam: ...?
Dean: ...MMF!
probably not to be continued
Lately the most interesting thing I do is go to the BU bookstore and spend more than I should on books. Actually, I think the book spending is fairly justified, it's the problem with eating there, because the food is expensive and I am doubtful of the SINCERITY of their green tea latte.
-I like newish fiction because it makes me feel cooler than I really am. This feeling is an okay replacement for being able to buy and read something I really care about, like MORE COMIC BOOKS!!!! I can't remember the last time I bought even an issue of Ribon.
-I wrote down a big list of things I wanted to buy/read and lost every bit of it! Yay!
-I compiled this list by looking up dystopian fiction on Wikipedia. In the last decade, there has been a powerful trend towards depicting dystopias ruled by corporate interests.
-I like dystopian fiction, and the occasional post-apocalypse story (where it overlaps), because I feel like the suffering of the characters is AT LEAST orchestrated for the author to make a point. Some authors even like to give their characters a happy ending! There is nothing so dependable in reality, despite the freakish bullshit that goes on worldwide every day.
-Students at that bookstore wear jeans and shoes that reach no higher than the knee. Adult women who have jobs and are real people wear high heel boots that go up to the knee and skirts. They're also freaking tall, why?
-I worry about catching swine flu but I can't get my shot yet and I am disgusted by the free antiseptic dispenser in my therapist's building. It's foamy! Eww! *flaps hands*
-my mother had a BIOPSY today (very very strong chance of it coming back negative) and she was IN PAIN and I DRAGGED HER TO THE BOOKSTORE. I feel like the worst offspring ever.
-YOU WILL NEVER ESCAPE FROM SUPERNATURAL because I also bought a Supernatural magazine at the bookstore today. It was outdated and the poster contained within was less than splendiferous. Besides The Unit, I've also bought Never Let Me Go, Charity Girl, The Art of Running in the Rain, The Memory Keeper's Daughter, The Handmaid's Tale, Cute Yummy Time, and F U Penguin.
-Ironically I felt the need to pick up The Chronicles of Master Li and Number Ten Ox because I got it for Christmas last year and didn't touch it. It's so good I can't read it all at once.
-Tales of Eternia boasts a lasting ability to entertain me. Yes. I'm gonna beat up Arche and Cless. I'm gonna do that extra dungeon this time. I'm gonna use Max and Chat even though I'm annoyed at how handicapped mages are.
-My producer's business card in idolm@ster has gone from silver to gold! Cool! I am considering buying music for the sole pleasure of making Takane sing, but I'd also have to buy outfits for the sole pleasure of dressing up Takane and what's the point when they're talking about putting her in a new game a year or so from now? Though I may be biased by the fact that Takane is a cool rival with cool music, I think she is my favorite. What could be better than a moon princess devouring ramen and popcorn? (Wait.)
me: Dean and Sam at the convention
Dean: Holy crap that is a cute stuffed doll thing. What is it?
Sam: ...it's you
Dean: :> all the girls love me!
Sam: *pokes Dean plushie*
my friend:
Sam: I wonder if this'll work as a voodoo doll.
Dean: ..... D:
me: BAHAHAHA
Sam: Uhh. No... ...it's really cute though
Sam: *picks it up and examines its butt or something*
Sam: *turns it over and moves its legs*
Dean: STOP PLAYING WITH ME
Fangirls: *go quiet and stare*
me: Sam would go back and buy it later...
me: carry it around in his coat and look guiltily at it
me: AND DEAN FINDS IT LATER
Dean: WHAT IS THIS? You bought the voodoo doll?
Sam: What? No! Oh, no, no I---
Dean: Well too bad, because I bought one of you!!!! *pinches Sam doll's butt*
Sam: OW
Dean: o_o
Both: *long silence*
Sam: Just kidding!! :D
Sam: *later, in private, tries stroking his Dean plushie*
me: *and blushes*
me: *and puts it away*
Dean: *comes back to hotel room grumbling about getting a spontaneous erection while looking at something boring*
me: LOOK WHERE THIS IS TAKING ME MY GOD
me: FROM OVER THERE TO HERE WTF
me: *points and flails*
me: I'm your turbo loverrr
me: tell me there's no otherrr
me: I'm your turbo LOVER
me: Better run for COVER [my dad was playing Gran Turismo ok]
my friend: OMG I almost snorted my soda up my nose
my friend: That so needs to be a comic
my friend: FFFFFFF
me: 8D
me: I love them...
my friend: I can just imagine they leave them in the Impala or something and Cas finds them and is like :D :D :D *makes them dance*
me: BAHAHAHAHAHAHA
me: they come back dirty and bruised and fighting with each other
Dean: Why did you have to start DANCING when the zombies showed up?!
Sam: I didn't---I was being controlled or something! Why couldn't we check for magic circles before you started shooting your stupid...shotgun of overcompensation?!
Dean: My wha...are you implying I prefer a shotgun to KILL MONSTERS because my dick is small?!
Sam: I'm not implying, I'm saying YOU'RE STU---
Cas: Um guys?
Sam and Dean: WHAT
Cas: .....................................never mind
Dean and Sam: *go back to fighting loudly*
Cas: *surreptitiously covers Dean doll's mouth*
Dean: AND ANOTHER THMFL
Sam: ...?
Dean: ...MMF!
probably not to be continued
