fuckfail

[cuddlefish]

Guess what network channel Direct TV doesn't have in my area

The CW

Guess who has a cold

Me ORZ

Guess what show upset me by killing "fan favorites"

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Denial of canon, it's the new old thing ORZ

EDIT:

(10:13:31 PM) Me: once upon a time, I downloaded the Chrono Crusade anime and never watched it because I heard Rosette and Chrono die on a park bench holding hands
(10:13:33 PM) Catie: I need something happy
(10:13:36 PM) Me: unconsummated
(10:13:37 PM) Catie: ...
(10:13:44 PM) Catie: Well
(10:13:48 PM) Catie: Kinda?
(10:13:56 PM) Catie: I mean they ran off to be together and die together
(10:14:05 PM) Me: I owned the whole manga and it was part of what made me really depressed around when FMA anime came out
(10:14:10 PM) Catie: It was a bittersweet ending because they were happy
(10:14:13 PM) Me: That's great
(10:14:14 PM) Me: really?
(10:14:17 PM) Catie: Yeah
(10:14:19 PM) Me: happy knowing they died young?
(10:14:24 PM) Me: didn't have their whole lives together?
(10:14:31 PM) Me: couldn't care for each other, save each other?
(10:14:32 PM) Me: oh fuck
(10:14:35 PM) Me: u_u
(10:14:50 PM) Catie: Well she always knew she was going to die young, and at least they escaped the fighting in the end
(10:15:06 PM) Me: at least they didn't have to die in front of each other OH WAIT
(10:15:09 PM) Me: or apart!!!!
(10:15:12 PM) Me: AHHHHHH.
(10:15:14 PM) Me: It's just
(10:15:17 PM) Me: it's so wrong
(10:15:20 PM) Me: this is a fictional work
(10:15:24 PM) Me: writers have the power to make that live
(10:15:47 PM) Me: there is absolutely no point in making the couple die young and happy together
(10:15:53 PM) Me: it teaches us nothing about the world
(10:16:03 PM) Me: especially when there's some supernatural fight going on WHICH DOES NOT HAPPEN IN THE REAL WORLD
(10:16:10 PM) Me: or tearing it apart
(10:16:12 PM) Me: there is NOTHING
(10:16:13 PM) Me: NOTHING
(10:16:18 PM) Me: NOTHING TO JUSTIFY
(10:16:32 PM) Me: NOT MAKING PEOPLE HAPPY IN A FICTIONAL WORLD.
(10:16:34 PM) Me: There fuck I said it
(10:16:40 PM) Catie: [pats you]
(10:16:52 PM) Me: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW

EDIT: AHHH THE LJ-CUT ISN'T WORKING AHHH FRIENDS WILL BE SPOILED

Comments

[vikki.livejournal.com]

YES. THIS. SO MAD.
GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[moumusu.livejournal.com]

I WAS ONLY IN DENIAL FOR A WEEK WITH THEORIES THAT DEAN WOULD REVIVE HER WITH THE KISS OF LIFE, OR THAT DEAN AND SAM WOULD DIE AND TAKE A BIG CONSTITUTIONAL A LA DANTE'S INFERNO AND THEN BE ALIVE LATER WITH ULTIMATE ETERNAL KNOWLEDGE AND POWER.

But this.

[vikki.livejournal.com]

I LIKE YOUR VERSION BETTER. I COULD GO WITH A DANTE'S INFERNO STORY.

COME ON KRIPKE, ELLEN AND JO WERE GREAT. STOP KILLING OFF AWESOME WOMEN.

[moumusu.livejournal.com]

THEY WERE AWESOME, so much potential for rocking and shooting stuff and for adorable blushy crush Dean/Jo sex, before Jo went out and found a boyfriend who can really take care of her and fell in love and invite Dean to the wedding! And Dean would behave!!!! BECAUSE SHE'S HIS ALMOST BABY SISTER. Oh man I gotta come down from that fantasy x_x

I can't give up the Dante's inferno thing either because I heard Kripke's take on hell is just that---Dante's inferno. THERE'S STILL TIME IT COULD HAPPEN.

[catystorm.livejournal.com]

THINK HAPPY THOUGHTS

[moumusu.livejournal.com]

HOW.

HUNTER HABITAT? ;_;

[catystorm.livejournal.com]

Um DEAN CUDDLING MadagascarPENGUINS. UTAHRAPTOR!SAM WITH FOOFY HAIR.

Cloning wild Jo's to release into the wild.

[moumusu.livejournal.com]

BBBBBF

Well they'd only be in the habitat anyway. And they'd be a tad creepy because, you know, Yang made 'em.

Dean telling Cas to make a snow angel bbbbbf

[runan.livejournal.com]

I KNOW RIGHT. Seriously, what was the point of Jo and Ellen's deaths? Bah. That is the one thing about Supernatural that bugs me--there are virtually NO kickass female characters, and when there are they DIE.

(Of course, the spoilers made it pretty easy to predict who would die, but still.)