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[cuddlefish]

Whenever I get to hating men a lot, I stop myself by saying that if I hate guys, I hate people. Well, men and women are RATHER different, but we're all human, and the Y chromosomes are half of the population.

While I'm talking about men and women, so far most of my (informally gathered) evidence has said that guys like monkeys. Really, I have no idea why. I'd rather have something like a dog or a cat or a baby harp seal, but there are just endless guys who think it would be wonderful to have a pet monkey. Maybe it's just because "monkey" is yet another word for "penis" and the idea of the penis being a pet or attack animal is hysterical. If you want quick or easy proof, just look at Dragonball.

It's raining and my dog is acting clingy. I don't like betting money because I'd rather keep my money, but if I didn't I'd say $5 says we have a thunderstorm somewhere in the area. (Ohh, this'll be my first summer with an LJ. Haha. Now all my friends can discover that my dog is a coward. =_=)

I got my short spear in L2. :DDDDD I'm still mired in indecision: heavy armor and one-handed blunt weapon specialties, or light armor and polearm specialties? Or light armor and two-handed blunt weapon specialties, and a LOT of funny looks? :D Ah, decisions, decisions...

Comments

[nekolin.livejournal.com]

I never got why people like monkeys so much. They're really not as cool as a lot of other animals out there. Like cats or pigeons.

[kithal.livejournal.com]

Monkeys suck... they suck a LOT. Ever studied what they do all the time? Almost as bad as the piggies with their 30 minutes of fame...

Still, making monkey noises and dancing like a monkey are great fun.