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*runs in sobbing like a little girl*

OH GOD OH GOD WHY I THOUGHT THEY WERE GOING TO GO AWAY OH GOD WHAT IF I GOT ONE IN MY HAIR OR MY PANTS OR SOMETHING OH GOD WHERE DID IT COME FROM OH GOD OH GOD TT_TT

*zoom to the hallway, the bathroom, the sink area, and the floor, where what may be a UGLY FUCKER is under a glass*

Robin's tearful voiceover: I WAS JUST SITTING ON THE CAN TRYING TO DRAW ROY ANNOYING ED AND THEN THIS THING IS SITTING UNDERNEATH THE SINK AND OH GOD IT MOVES SO FAST

We only get a few every year, and they all seem to show up in my bathroom. And the last few have been less than an inch long. This one is just one LONG motherfucker. I'm serious, it's the size of a buick. I'm afraid I'm going to go back in there and it's going to be taking a bubble bath and drinking a pina colada out of the glass I tried to put it under.

Well, great, that means citronella ants are right around the corner. Wow, I can't wait to get out that can of Raid that wasn't meant for indoor use and start waving it around when they swarm! :D I don't mind ants quite as much as I do centipedes or moths, but it's the swarming. I mean, for Chrissakes, MY HOUSE IS NOT YOUR MOTHERFUCKING BALTIMORE CONVENION CENTER, GO AWAY AND STOP PARTYING WITH YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY.

EDIT: Sasuga decided to send along some books I back ordered around Christmas, so today I got a surprise delivery of Max Lovely and Chrono Crusade :D So I was flipping through Chrono Crusade again to reacquaint myself with it. Volume 2, or chapter 14, one or two pages before the last page.

Oh, gee, Fiore, you make Joshua coffee AND ~~give him a post-massacre blowjob~~ lick the blood off his hand. Good girl.

はいぃぃぃぃぃ～＞　身悶えました～　（＠∇＠）～☆ ひゃっはは～

No, but really, Joshua is such a little BASTARD. I had NO idea. Volume 4 mostly showed him being sickly and airheaded. THIS is like...if Roy Mustang was a blonde. I don't just mean hair color, I mean, like, if he had a dumb blonde thing going on. Or if he was younger. (And not sleepy. Roy was a sleepy teenager. IS a sleepy teenager. Joshua is a PERKY EVIL teenager. Oh, dear me.)

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Oh, that's bad ... we had those ugly fuckers once ... those bastards!! xO

I KNOW. I HATE them. I hope they don't keep getting bigger or showing up more often...god, more of them x_X

I am very lucky to have never seen one of those in person. o.o
Though I nearly had a heart attack when I went to the bathroom at 2 am and found a big fucking black spider on the toilet. I think I killed it using the bottom of some bottle and then left it like that until morning. Then I dragged my mom in to explain why there was a random bottle sitting on the floor.

BWAHAHA. That's a bad scare to have in the middle of the night. Stupid sneak attacks.

OMG IT'S "THE BUG!"

*runs screaming into the distance*

I had one on my bedroom ceiling once. At 3:00 am. Then it fell OFF the ceiling and onto the floor somewhere, and needless to say I spent the rest of the night in the living room.

*gasps and suffocates*

UGH I AM SCARED TT_TT

I'm sorry but I've never laughed SO HARD XDD

Mind you I'd probably run screaming too XDD The way you posted this is just too funny XDDD

Am I the only one who thinks that sticking your hand near it to be bitten, then flinging it outside is the sensible thing to do?

If it isn't poisonous, it doesn't disturb me that much.

1. I'm not a guy

2. I'm not from Australia

Anyways, I think my way of dealing with it is much more fun. For me.

My way of dealing with THE BUG is to get somone else to kill it. Or to run around my house, screaming like a little girl until it goes away. Because those things are FOUL. HORRID. TRAUMATIC. WORSE THAN EARWIGS. And they have way too many legs.

Also, my neighbor chased me with one when I was younger...I think it scarred me for life =_=.

XD That's all right. I make a fuss about the bugs in my house every year! :D

Then again I don't see bugs that big every year.