HAHA YOU CAN'T STOP ME god knows if I'll ever draw this

[cuddlefish]

Why is it that it's so easy to see Hagaren characters in a southern white trash AU? I've got this mental image of Ed sitting in a rocking chair on the teeny front porch of a little SHACK of a house with a glass of some kind of manly booze in his hand. I think this is some time after quitting being a national alchemist, and now he's just sort of enjoying never ever hitting people. He's got a ponytail, but I can't decide---should he wear one of those white tank tops, or no shirt at all?

Winry is neither pregnant nor battered; she fixes peoples' blenders and TVs and Ed's automail. Roy drives a big black car with air conditioning and leather seats, and he wears all white. Kind of like a pimp. He's still a colonel, and he comes by to bother Ed and be all like, "Come back to the military and play politics yay!" every chance he gets. When he comes by, Ed yells into the house for Winry to get his gun, because "that goddamn colonel" is there again, and Winry, who is at the screen door, tells Ed that his gun is right next to him because he brought it out in case Roy came by. By the way, Roy is still a colonel because then I can make jokes about Colonel Sanders and Colonel Angus.

Al sells propane and propane accessories. ...*gets kicked out*

It's just crap! But it's just...something that I think about!

Along with queen carpenter ants. Eight today! Whee! :D

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Comments

[runan.livejournal.com]

I found an ant in my bed today :D.

[moumusu.livejournal.com]

While you were in bed?

And was it one of those huge winged motherfuckers that looks like it could feed a family of four?

[runan.livejournal.com]

It was huge, but it didn't have wings. It'd could've fed a family of three, maybe, or possibly consumed a small dog. I found it shortly after I'd gotten up, while I was making my bed, so yeah, I guess it was in bed with me. At least it wasn't THE BUG or an earwig or something.

[wednesday-tea.livejournal.com]

*EXPLODES* I <3 you. Please draw that. I can really, really see Ed in a wifebeater.

Scar is, indeed, really hot.