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Ed Has Cake
IT'SCAKEIT'SCAKEIT'SCAKEIT'SCAKEIT'SCAKEIT'SCAKEIT'SCAKEIT'SCAKEIT'SCAKEIT'SCAKEIT'SCAKEIT'SCAKEIT'SCAKEIT'SCAKEIT'SCAKEIT'SCAKEIT'SCAKEIT'SCAKEIT'SCAKEIT'SCAKEIT'SCAKEIT'SCAKEIT'SCAKEIT'SCAKE...bu t the frosting is vanilla.

Taisa's face looked better on paper.

Suth'na!Roy
Pimp. He has a white suit on, not that you can tell without COLOR.

Roy is Annoying
Insert some excuse about Ed being so tiny he gets cold fast. I bet he does. If this was in color that would be a Gryffindor scarf.

Al the Jeans Model...who is not wearing jeans.
...who are you, what did you do with Al, and do you wanna go to Finale for some cake? The doors are big, I promise, you don't have to worry about the wings.

Ninja Cosplay Ed
Of course you can't tell what he's doing. He's POSING. ...I wonder if he'd wear the sandals, or keep his adorable boots? (I want the boots, myself.) Oh, I just realized I want ninja-Ed to wear SHORTS. (Oh, god, shorts. OMG.)

RoyEd desk fukking
No plot, no point, no reason, no quality. Well, I didn't spend a lot of time on it. Normally I wouldn't scan this stuff except it's sex and the only thing wrong with it is that I slacked off drawing Roy again. Haha.

EDIT: Does anybody ELSE know know about the maerchen/メルヘン thing? Is it really inextricably linked to fruit sammiches? Is it actually the other way around, with fruit sammiches just being in that partcular category? Is it just sammiches as a whole? (This brings a whole new light to Mizuno Ami's fandom. I must know more about the demographic that contains me.)

Maerchen is the German word for a fairy tale, or the word for a German fairy tale. ...I really forget which. Anyways, the Japanese got ahold of this idea, uh, however they go about picking up these things---I'm thinking contact The Little Mermaid, the original version, would have done it. "Meruhen" is forever linked with the kind of melodramatic...fairy-tale...FLUFFERY that forms the heart of shoujo manga. So Maerchen means a fairy tale, and what heroine isn't dreaming of a Prince Charming? (<----Utena) (By the way, please stop translating it as "prince on a white horse," it makes him sound like he likes to fuck horses and instead of playing nice with princesses.)

...it's the wrong hour for me to explain what this has to do with sandwiches, or more specifically whipped cream, at least if I don't want to make this into a full-blown rant. I swear to God, I'll start screaming about titties or something and then nobody'll comment on the art. Weep.

Comments

[moumusu.livejournal.com]

Actually, no...I should have put "white trash" in there after all XD I have this...idea...of a...well, suth'na AU where Ed gets his limbs and Al's body back, and then retires from alchemy to live in some run-down little old house with Winry. It's some place with alligators. Or mosquitos. And snakes! Yeah, so, he sits around on the porch with some kind of booze, because he is of age, dammit, and retired (...at age 21 XD). Then Roy comes by and bothers him every day, and he tends to wear that white suit.

Ed in a 'beater is next on my list. (It's not because he hits Winry, it's because he thinks he's not hick enough to sit around on the front porch with his shirt off.)

[theboxization.livejournal.com]

XD HAHAaha. Draw Ed in a beater. Or with a shotgun aimed at Roy telling him to get off his damn property. XDDD