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We got mail from some people who don't like gay marriage! They gave us a whole letter and a thing to give them money, and an envelope to send it in. Mom and I made a decision to donate. We made a big sacrifice.

We gave them a dead moth! :D

Lifetime lesson: When anti-gay fuckheads, or just fuckheads, send you mail, and the mail includes a prepaid envelope with which you are intended to reply, put all the crap you get in the envelope and send it back to them. When you do, they have to pay for the postage, even if you send them dead bugs in the envelope.

Okay, three things:

1. Older-Ed in a pool in one of those inflatable tubes. Al, not a suit of armor, is a shark and completely unnoticed. (I will not draw coed naked EdWin skinnydipping at local country watering hole. I think. I WILL NOT DRAW 4-YEAR-OLD-ED IN ARM FLOATS AND A DUCKY INNER TUBE. IWILLNOTIWILLNOTIWILLNOT. ...then again, what's stopping me?)

2. Robin: What do you like, Roy?

Roy: Women, and FAST CARS. *smirk*

Roy in a bright red Mustang (duh, shut up) convertible, leaning out the window and offering a ride to Hawkeye. This version of the Roy smile is, "I HAVE A VROOM-CAR VROOM VROOM." (Do I want to go for a ride with Roy Mustang? Uh, YEAH.)

Ed: ... *sneaks up and scratches "APPLY WITHIN FOR GAY SEX AND PEDOPHILIA" on the finish with his automail*

3. Agent Envy. With sunglasses. You know, the Matrix. I'm in a summer blockbuster mood.

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Good, good! :D

I woulda sent those fucktards a nice goatse picture and a note saying "Please throw yourselves off a cliff at the earliest opportunity. Fuck you, and have a nice day :D." But a dead moth should've gotten the point across nicely, too.

Roy in a shiny red convertible. God. I would MELT.

Goatse? :D We wrote some stuff on the papers that said, like "We think we're STUPID and hideous." In bright PURPLE marker! :DDD

I would try to melt after I got in the car, myself.

"We think we're STUPID and hideous." *runs away sobbing*

If I ever, EVER get one of those letters I'm mailing something really putrid smelling.

AGENT ENVY AAAH

...I have nothing witty to say to that. ;-; NOOOOO

Bah, Ed can't swim anyway NOW, he'd need a duckie float NOW.

Apparently he can swim okay, except it can rust his arm. Or...actually, I'd prefer it if he couldn't swim. The kid has metal attached to him anyway---like that's any buoyant. =_=

Agent Envy is great because when he takes off his sunglasses, he has really green Matrix-lines eyes. You know, the neverending numbers and letters and backwards kana lines? Yeah.

Mmmmm matrixy eyes.

I thought Ed said he couldn't swim anymore? :_

Sorry, but, um, I think I love you. NEED DUCKIE ED.

XD ...yeah, now I want Ed and Al in the bathtub and too young to know ANYTHING. Like one and two. And with a rubber ducky. Heh heh heh. (Roy's like, Fullmetal, can I borrow this PHOTO ALBUM of yours?)

Good solution to an annoying problem! I know when I was a little kid, I used to mail in some crayon scribbles in various postage-paid envelopes. Nice adaptation.

And the convertible.. 8D;;;

Yeah. I know. XD Fast cars and pistons and vroom. You're BAAAAD, Roy Mustang. XB