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[cuddlefish]

>Date: Sat, 5 Jun 2004 21:38:53 -0400
>From: Yang <xxxx.xxxx@duke.edu>
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>Subject: XXX LIVE RoyED HI-RES YAOI| STOP LOOKING AT THE PORNO
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>ARRRGGHHH. Pick. Up. The. PHONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNE.

(Note: I am a recluse with phone phobia. I know Yang well enough not to care, but there's a HABIT, see.)

>
>I am bored out of my head. I have no one to talk to.
>

This makes me feel sad.

>You left your jacket in my car. It smells of dog. It's funking up my car.
>

FUCK YOU. ...rrgh. It is not stinking up your car. Ugh. Sob. You know how when you live in a house with people who smoke, it makes your stuff smell? I live in a house with two fireplaces and we are not energetic enough to clean them (and New England weather isn't steady enough to guarantee we won't need them until late April). Oh, and the dog, who sheds like breathing.

>It's like, every time we hang out you go MIA for a full two weeks.
>

Oh, hell, he's caught me. It's because it fills up my "human contact" points and clears out any "guilt that I have a new cell phone" points.

>And meanwhile, you're updating Livejournal so I know you haven't sexcaped to
>Barbados to sit on the Colonel's lap while he drinks frothy cold drinks with
>umbrellas and grinning at you with an icy liquored up mustache while Ed is
>chained to his beach chair to make ika-yaki on a hibachi installed in Al's
>chestplate, Al being buried mostly in sand and unable to move.
>

That's a run-on sentence...I think. Al would hardly be so patient. I think he should be a human and him and Ed are both crooning over Taisa while I take pictures. I want a new bathing suit. Taisa does not grin. Taisa smirks. Taisa probably starts grinning when he's drunk enough. The frothy drink is a margarita because I just heard that hysterical "wasting away in margarita-ville" song on the radio. Ed would SO army bitch-slap that chain into pieces. (Atta boy.)

>So get off the FFXI and whip out Meta once in a while. Doesn't he get lonely?
>
>I know I do.
>
>Grr.
>
>Yang tramples off in a massive cloudy haze of recurring depression and looks for
>Hermione to dress up as Kurata Sana.
>

It's not a matter of the clothes, it's a matter of the drugs you're going to fire into her bloodstream to get her into that Kurata Sana I AM A MANIAC WHEE mindset.

>P.S. You need to read Mars. L'il brother Sei wears a cloak and scarf like a
>Hari Pota otaku.

Haripo!! HARIPO!!!! >OOO

Sexcaped to Barbados. Now THERE'S an idea.

EDIT:

Girlbothering
I'M GETTING BETTER AT DRAWING ROY, DAMMIT. He actually looked a lot better when I drew him the first time. In the car. ON A NEON PINK INDEX CARD. You have not SEEN desperate until you've seen me in the car without any paper. Then I put ink on it and screwed it up. ...so goes life with pens and pencils.

By the way, that's a mont-blanc Ed has there, and Taisa has strawberry shortcake. (He's going to make fun of Ed later when Ed tries to tie the stem of the cherry on his mont-blanc with his tongue. Ed's tongue.)

<----your darling hostess

EDIT:
冷戦、　顔を熱く照らす II
Possibley PG-13. Everybody has their clothes on. Right now they do.
This is part two of Roy being high-maintenance, not that I knew part one was part one when I drew it =_= Taisa makes the mistake of sitting down next to Ed (to do paperwork, or possibly draw a doggy), and Ed has his revenge. The little sound effect in the air says "zip." ...well, it WORKS...just wish I didn't have to go with a cliched zip instead of drawing the actual deed. This may indeed be a redraw, because "zip" is not at all what I had in mind in the first stinking place.

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[moumusu.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I'll give you your medal. Would you prefer CDs with ROD and SMLA, or an illustration of my sexcape to Barbados, based on your description?