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So in my hamster game, there's this squirrel. The squirrel belongs to a little girl, and one day while they're playing in the schoolyard, the squirrel bolts for the park next door. His aim is to dig up one of the pretty flowers that his little girl apparently loves, and give it to her for a present. (There is no discussion of how animals digging up flower beds is usually not appreciated.) Anyways, there's a big fuss because the little girl almost doesn't find him before her family moves to another house, but she does, and they're reunited, and she gets her flower. Then you can go back and talk to the hamster again at his new house. He says one of the acorns he buried a long time ago sprouted. Now, this sounds like a squirrel with an unfathomably superior memory for its species, plus I don't think squirrels care much for sprouts (especially growing out of their stuff), but let's let all that go, shall we? The squirrel proclaims that when the tree grows up and everything, he plans to dig THAT up, too, and give it to his little girl. This is adorable.
Robin: Why can't you give ME a tree as a symbol of our undying friendship?
Mosey: What are you talking about? I've been trying for years with those pig's ears but they never sprouted! I forgot where they are, too, actually. Except when I find one because I'm just digging, because I like digging, and then it's all rotten and smelly and I can roll in
Robin: Okay, pig's ears aren't seeds.
Mosey: Hell no they aren't, I don't eat seeds, I eat CATS! Jeez, Pocky.
Robin: ...
Mosey: How about the couch? In the cushions? I put stuff there all the time.
Robin: That's not the ground, and nothing will sprout out of there unless we wait until the couch decomposes, too.
Mosey: Pocky, don't lie. It's terrible when you lie.
Robin: ...probably a bad idea to compare you to an animal in a video game, anyway.
Mosey: I'll say. I HATE squirrels. They're so goddamn fast. They're, like, the fastest thing in the world! How can they be so fast?
Robin: I don't know.
Robin: Why can't you give ME a tree as a symbol of our undying friendship?
Mosey: What are you talking about? I've been trying for years with those pig's ears but they never sprouted! I forgot where they are, too, actually. Except when I find one because I'm just digging, because I like digging, and then it's all rotten and smelly and I can roll in
Robin: Okay, pig's ears aren't seeds.
Mosey: Hell no they aren't, I don't eat seeds, I eat CATS! Jeez, Pocky.
Robin: ...
Mosey: How about the couch? In the cushions? I put stuff there all the time.
Robin: That's not the ground, and nothing will sprout out of there unless we wait until the couch decomposes, too.
Mosey: Pocky, don't lie. It's terrible when you lie.
Robin: ...probably a bad idea to compare you to an animal in a video game, anyway.
Mosey: I'll say. I HATE squirrels. They're so goddamn fast. They're, like, the fastest thing in the world! How can they be so fast?
Robin: I don't know.
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