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cuddlefish) wrote2005-05-12 07:49 pm
cuddlefish) wrote2005-05-12 07:49 pm
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I HAVE LILACS.
I HAVE LILACS.
I HAVE LILACS.
And boy do they smell good.
My Animedia is plastered with something called, "He Is My Master." Yes, it's the french maids again. It's got a special 18+ section I have to cut open to see---I can't wait to gut THAT fish. I think I will try to download some and donate some scans of these pictures to Yang. Or somebody. Ugh.
To continue with the objectified women, I looked closely at the women of L2 last night and made some comparisons. Orc girls actually have smaller boobies than Dark Elf women. That with the small waists and the shining behinds, and I've started to feel really afraid for these women. Or maybe afraid OF them. (Ranking after DE and Orc: Human, Elf, Dwarf. Elves and Dwarves are really pretty close.)
I was asked for advice/help by someone last night and they said I was really helpful and nice. Like, I gave good advice. I feel proud of that. I'm nice enough to want to give it, I like to hear myself talk enough to say it, but I'm never sure if I'm actually right.
EDIT: Have gutted the fish.
"The three laws of maids:
1. Maids must not hurt their masters!
2. Maids must obey their masters!
3. As long as they follow the first two rules, they must protect themselves!"
That's right.
Robots. Maids. Heh, how funny!
Now I shall turn the scissors on MY gut in hopes that mangling my intestines will be less painful than seeing this totally-not-over-18 mamby-pamby servile-women sex-without-the-sex bullshit.
EDIT:
So apparently 男の浪漫 is male fantasies, quivering, and peeing with excitement at girlies, not "it's a guy thing" and having inexplicable fist fights. いかがわしい。 And I love the part about "dreams." That's right, this is what all men secretly dream of, not you! Have fun catching up! ...I understand this is a flat-out lie, I just hate to get broadsided by it.
I am just so confused by this. I mean, none of these pictures are really naked, and there's no intercourse (though the captions are pretty trashy, yikes), but the outside is all "OMG 18+ HOTT SEXXORS!!!!!1" Oh, and the warning is just a big fat joke (they talk about nosebleeds, for crying out loud. And say to read it in a private place like the room where you study or a bathroom. ...!!!). Are they 1. trying to corrupt young 'uns faster by putting this stuff in Animedia or 2. having a big laugh with everybody about this maid craze? Or are they 3. Actually Serious?
It's called "イヤ♥イヤ♥パラダイス", by the way. Because that's what girls say when they want it. "No♥"
I will allow people to comfort me and tell me they're not all like that and I'm just fussing in. A little. While.
I HAVE LILACS.
I HAVE LILACS.
And boy do they smell good.
My Animedia is plastered with something called, "He Is My Master." Yes, it's the french maids again. It's got a special 18+ section I have to cut open to see---I can't wait to gut THAT fish. I think I will try to download some and donate some scans of these pictures to Yang. Or somebody. Ugh.
To continue with the objectified women, I looked closely at the women of L2 last night and made some comparisons. Orc girls actually have smaller boobies than Dark Elf women. That with the small waists and the shining behinds, and I've started to feel really afraid for these women. Or maybe afraid OF them. (Ranking after DE and Orc: Human, Elf, Dwarf. Elves and Dwarves are really pretty close.)
I was asked for advice/help by someone last night and they said I was really helpful and nice. Like, I gave good advice. I feel proud of that. I'm nice enough to want to give it, I like to hear myself talk enough to say it, but I'm never sure if I'm actually right.
EDIT: Have gutted the fish.
"The three laws of maids:
1. Maids must not hurt their masters!
2. Maids must obey their masters!
3. As long as they follow the first two rules, they must protect themselves!"
That's right.
Robots. Maids. Heh, how funny!
Now I shall turn the scissors on MY gut in hopes that mangling my intestines will be less painful than seeing this totally-not-over-18 mamby-pamby servile-women sex-without-the-sex bullshit.
EDIT:
So apparently 男の浪漫 is male fantasies, quivering, and peeing with excitement at girlies, not "it's a guy thing" and having inexplicable fist fights. いかがわしい。 And I love the part about "dreams." That's right, this is what all men secretly dream of, not you! Have fun catching up! ...I understand this is a flat-out lie, I just hate to get broadsided by it.
I am just so confused by this. I mean, none of these pictures are really naked, and there's no intercourse (though the captions are pretty trashy, yikes), but the outside is all "OMG 18+ HOTT SEXXORS!!!!!1" Oh, and the warning is just a big fat joke (they talk about nosebleeds, for crying out loud. And say to read it in a private place like the room where you study or a bathroom. ...!!!). Are they 1. trying to corrupt young 'uns faster by putting this stuff in Animedia or 2. having a big laugh with everybody about this maid craze? Or are they 3. Actually Serious?
It's called "イヤ♥イヤ♥パラダイス", by the way. Because that's what girls say when they want it. "No♥"
I will allow people to comfort me and tell me they're not all like that and I'm just fussing in. A little. While.
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On the bright side, I took screenshots of this one part where Yoshitaka is flopped against a wall and screaming in order to edit into inappropriate buttfucking pictures of revenge.
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In the criminal justice system, sexually-based offenses are considered especially heinous. In New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Special Victims Unit. These are their stories.
KaKLUNK!
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That's pretty close to Kakashi's(from Naruto) favorite book: イチャ♥イチャ♥パラダイス
How do you type hearts? That's pretty cool.
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...not that it isn't still kind of beautifully relevant.