OH, GOD

WHY ME?

I can't find my .005 Micron pen.

I mean, no big loss, I'm always in the mood to put ink on my stuff, anyways, and I guess I can give it a whirl with Ed for once, but...OH, GOD. MY BABY MY BITCH MY LITTLE .005 PEN WHERE DID YOU GO MOMMY LOVES YOU VERY MUCH PLEASE COME HOME!!!!11 TT_TT

EDIT: Gosh, I hope Runan didn't have too much trouble at the parade today. They're saying something like 1.5 million people showed up...and they were short on portable toilets... *snickers* Ah, I'm sorry...especially if you managed to see Tom Brady after all *_*

.005 Micron pen has not come home yet. *sniffles* Was it something I said?

EDIT: I found a reason why I might be better off not playing that Hagaren game for the PS2: the "game over" picture here. GOD. I nearly had a fucking HEART ATTACK. FUCK FUCK FUCK GODDAMMIT.

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Sometimes I wonder how long it's going to take before someone tells me to cheer up because I still have both arms and legs and a mom that I didn't try to revive and turn into a disgusting squishy chimera thing. People using starving, traumatized, shivering children as an excuse to call me lazy make me want to do more than run away, they make me want to run them over with a tractor. I am a pessimist.

I am having an EPIC bad mood, my first in a few days, as a matter of fact. Ohhh yes.

Every single one of my current options for coloring pictures PISSES ME OFF. Somebody, anybody who knows how these pictures are colored, get the fuck back to me and tell me. Painter and WHAT SEKRIT TECHNIQUE? NOW. NOW NOW NOW FUCKING DAMMIT.

And NOW I have to actually get on here and be like, GOLLY GOSH HOW DO YOU DO THOSE GREAT PICTURES, no it was not in the "about" section, no I didn't want to read through the diary, and NO I am NOT ASKING THE FUCKING SITE AUTHOR, UP YOURS, I HAVE NOT BROKEN ANY LAWS BY DECIDING THERE'S TOO MUCH THAT COULD GO WRONG WITH THAT WHOLE IDEA.

YES, I AM A MOTHERFUCKING HACK, I CANNOT ACCEPT MY OWN ART STYLE, PROBABLY BECAUSE THE BEST WAY TO MAKE YOUR THINGS LOOK GOOD IS COPY SOMEONE ELSE?! HELLLOOOOO!? SORRY I DIDN'T WANK THE ARTIST IN QUESTION BECAUSE I SUCK! SO SORRY!

And my mother is putting vinegar on her toes, in the same room as me, even though we live in a NICE BIG HOUSE WITH OTHER ROOMS, because of some fucking fungus she has on them, because she heard some stupid bullshit old wives' tale that if she does that every day for six months---SIX MOTHERFUCKING MONTHS GOD WHY---the fungus will go away.

It smells like VINEGAR in this room. I could just fucking cry.

*deep breath, sigh, goes down to get some butter pecan ice cream*

...if my stupid video-game reactions were any slower, I would be back up here complaining about a package of frozen corn jumping out of the freezer attacking my foot. Why do I have to be so damn COMICAL?

AU Ed and Roy

So. Here is the picture that's got me so DISTRESSED. This time around, I'm not annoyed because I think it stinks, I'm annoyed because I really like it, and I have a picture in my head of what I want, and I'm just not getting it at all. Really upsetting when that happens.

Let's see. This goes with that picture of Hawkeye I drew before (the one where she has a sword and this outrageous gown). The sword is called the Silver Hour and it's one of three pieces of ultimate YAY legendary...stuff... *clings to coherency desperately* that do...stuff... *lets go* She gets it because she's a princess and she's going to inherit it, so there. Roy is trying to get into her pants (skirts) so he can have some super power for himself, and so he can be king, as usual. Ed is a Grubby Adventurer who happens to have another piece of the...IS THERE ANY PHRASE I CAN USE HERE THAT IS NOT CORNY?! XO it's the spear, and it's called the Silver Second, and it's very pretty, isn't it. Roy is trying to get the spear from him to prove his love (TO HAWKEYE XDD) and take over the world etc. etc. Ed is trying to get the Silver Hour so he can...I don't know...revive his family...whatever these RPG heroes do nowadays.

Alternatively, Roy is the Grubby Adventurer and Ed is Hawkeye's bodyguard, but otherwise things stay pretty much the same (and Roy and Ed are still opposing each other for much delicious tension and competition yay).

Winry's there, too, mostly for distraction and damseling. She's one of Hawkeye's maids, I guess. I don't know. (Something domestic.)

...I'm actually feeling so pitiful right now that I almost didn't write it all down for the world to see. So silly. So be thankful, you little ingrates!!! XO

I reuploaded the second shower picture that I took down before, so if you're still interested in looking, you can now.