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cuddlefish) wrote2007-01-11 01:20 am
cuddlefish) wrote2007-01-11 01:20 am
Pictures of Sailor Saturn doll and Roy figurine
Here we have Sailor Saturn.
Saturn: Hello, everyone!
Don't you love the flower petal sleeves? Sailor Saturn is different from the other dolls in several places.
Here we have Sailor Saturn from the side.
Saturn: I don't mind having my picture taken.
And here she is from behind.
Saturn: I know I'm supposed to be all serious and mysterious, but isn't this bow cute?
Here she is with her glaive!
Saturn: Hi-yah!
And here we have Roy, gallant and brave.
Roy: Look at my coat blowing in the wind! Robin almost paid $30 for me, but didn't.
From the side:
Roy: I'm terribly serious...and I'm doing it just for you, Robin.
Robin: *giggle* Oh, stop!
Both of them together!
Hotaru: I like chasing butterflies!
Roy: Come with me, Robin, and I'll make you first lady of Amestris!
Roy: By the way...
Robin: ?
Roy: What's your name, little girl?
Hotaru: Me? I'm Hotaru.
Roy: Hotaru? What an adorable name.
Hotaru: What's yours?
Roy: Me? I'm Roy Mustang, the Flame Alchemist. *sparkles*
Hotaru: Heehee! You're funny.
Robin: Oh no, he's sparkling at her! (Roy, don't flirt with her! Terrible things will happen!)
Roy: (Flirting? I'm just talking! And you're just a jealous woman, aren't you?)
Robin: (I---WHAT? Fine, but don't say I didn't warn you! *grumble grumble*)
Roy: So...that's a very nice stand you have there.
Hotaru: Isn't it? It helps me stand up straight, and it makes me a little taller, too.
Roy: Interesting. Could I borrow it? I'd like to show it to a friend of mine...
Hotaru: Sure! Hang on a sec...
Roy: Oops, hang on tight...
Haruka's foot: BWACK
Haruka: Hotaru! I'm here to save you!
Hotaru: Haruka-papa!
Haruka: You SCUM! Pedophile! Bastard! Trying to take my little girl's stand! How dare you! If you ever lay a finger on her, I'LL KILL YOU---or, no, I'll hit on you! And then you'll be really confused!!
Roy: Wah!
Haruka: There, now, are you all right, Hotaru?
Hotaru: Yes, I'm just fine.
Haruka: I kicked the bad man for you, so you don't have to worry anymore. And you!
Robin: Who, me?
Haruka: Yeah, you! Next time keep an eye on that pedoscumbastard!
Robin: Remember, smile and nod...
Haruka: What did you say?!
Robin: I mean, yes ma'am.
Haruka: Good.
Haruka: Now, come along, Hotaru.
Hotaru: Okay, Haruka-papa. Doo da doo da doo.
Haruka: Doo da doo da doo, going back to Robin's room.
Roy: しくしく...bested by a handsome woman...I admit complete defeat...
Ed: 自業自得。
Speaking of Ed, this is what happened before the photo shoot with Roy and Hotaru...
Ed: Zzzzzz...dflljggadmphgh...where's my shirt...zzzz...hmmm...hm? What...WHAT?! I am surrouded by girls, some of them in swimsuits...homina homina...and...
Ed: They're all SHORTER than me!
Minako: Ahaha.
Ed: *rejoices* I'M TALLLLLLLLL!!
Rei: Ufufu.
Ed: Man, this is amazing...where am I, anyway? I think I'll ask that chick with the ice cream. Excuse me!
Ed: Hey, excuse me, where am I?
Usagi: Why, you are in the land of pretty girls who are shorter than you!
Ami: Ufufu.
Ed: Wow...what is this, Heaven?
Makoto: Ahaha.
Usagi: Why yes, it is!
Ed: OMG I'm in Heaven! And it's full of girls! Wait until Robin hears about this! Or---the hell with her, COLONELLLLLL! COLONEL MUSTAAAAANG! I'm surrounded by GIRLS! There's enough here for three for each of us and I really think you should---
Roy: Yeeeeees?
Ed: Ulp! Uh...who are you?
Luna: Ahaha.
Roy: It's me, Roy.
Ed: Roy?!
Roy: You know, your bunky.
Mistress 9: Ufufu.
Ed: Buh buh EXCUSE ME! I HAVE NO "BUNKY"! And even if I did, it certainly wouldn't be YOU!
Roy: Aw, don't be like that, little shirtless fella...c'mon, gimme a kiss.
Ed: No! NOOOOOOOO!
Ed: Omigod!
Roy: Whatever is the matter, Fullmetal?
Ed: Oh, colonel...thank God it's you! I had this terrible dream...there were all these girls, and they were laughing...
Roy: Laughing girls? I thought you'd be too embarrassed to tell me about your wet dreams, Fullmetal.
Ed: No, no! It wasn't one of those! At least I think it wasn't, 'cuz you were there, but you were all big and soft, and you called me your b...b...
Roy: Buh?
Ed: Bunky...
Roy: *snicker*
Ed: Oh, shut up! YOU'RE the one who had to call me bunky!
Roy: Look, you're getting hard just thinking about it!
Ed: Dude, of course I'm hard! I'm hard all over! WE'RE MADE OF PLASTIC, DUMBASS.
Roy: Oh. Right.
Meanwhile, back in Robin's bed:
Roy: Oh, Ed, I just had the funniest dream.
Ed: Oh?
Roy: You were there, and there were all these girls I don't know, but you were all small and hard.
Ed: Small and hard?! ...are you trying to say something about me?!
Roy: No, bunky.
Ed: Don't call me that.
Plushie Roy and Ed's son, Chezno: Eat me! :3
I said I would take pictures of my new Roy figurine, and I did. I just added Sailor Saturn to the pictures, too. ...then Roy started hitting on Sailor Saturn... D: And Ed and some of my Gashapon figurines had to be heard from... DDD: Which really means, I just had to copy a certain person's infamous crack plushie theater. My favorite part is the last line.
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...Now I'm having visions of my Roy plushie hitting on my Lina plushie and getting dragon slaved...
Oh yeah, and I need to get my coat before I forget. Er, is there a good day/time for me to come over and pick it up?^^;;
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And here I was thinking Ed would make a comment about the size of plushie!Roy's head...
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