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[cuddlefish]

I'm playing Princess Maker 4 on the DS.


(8:31:54 PM) Me: this game's idea of a reward is these fanservicey sequences, except
(8:32:02 PM) Me: it's fanservice of an underage girl and her father
(8:32:05 PM) Me: like...like that
(8:32:06 PM) Me: you know
(8:32:08 PM) Me: like that.
(8:32:12 PM) Yang: yeah?
(8:32:20 PM) Me: She jumps on her father in the morning to wake him up
(8:32:26 PM) Me: and then you have the option of helping her change
(8:32:34 PM) Me: you have the option of wiping her face at breakfast
(8:32:40 PM) Me: you have the option of helping her take a bath
(8:32:48 PM) Yang: b/c she's a fucking invalid
(8:32:49 PM) Me: she's supposed to be 10-12
(8:32:55 PM) Me: and perfectly healthy
(8:32:58 PM) Yang: cystic fibrosis ftw
(8:33:05 PM) Me: I mean, that could be cute if it was innocent
(8:33:07 PM) Me: but it's not
(8:33:21 PM) Me: now the next "reward" is "swimming with your daughter"
(8:33:22 PM) Yang: actually ftdebilitatingterminalsodiumpumpinhibitordefect
(8:34:06 PM) Me: w
(8:34:27 PM) Yang: wait no chloride not sodium
(8:34:37 PM) Me: you can take her on vacations and decide what to say to her?
(8:34:47 PM) Yang: uh huh
(8:34:53 PM) Me: there's one where she comes out in her bathing suit and she's like, daddy, do I look okay?
(8:35:00 PM) Yang: SUBE_SUBE?
(8:35:05 PM) Yang: furious backspacing
(8:35:10 PM) Me: you can a. say yes b. splash her c. stare and stare and stare and stare
(8:35:25 PM) Me: and
(8:35:32 PM) Me: when you pick c., her charisma goes up
(8:35:39 PM) Me: charisma is this games shorthand for "sexy"
(8:35:45 PM) Me: that's right
(8:35:55 PM) Me: you, too, can teach your daughter that she is a sexy lady
(8:36:27 PM) Me: ...........
(8:36:41 PM) Me: and this "reward" is exactly a repeat of that event, in more detail
(8:36:57 PM) Me: she says, "this 'bathing suit' can get wet and it won't be see-through."
(8:37:11 PM) Me: OH. OKAY. THANKS.
(8:37:47 PM) Me: oh, daddy, can you help me put on my suntan lotion? I can't reach this spot on my back
(8:37:52 PM) Me: ^ she is really saying this
(8:38:09 PM) Me: o___________o
(8:38:13 PM) Me: I am not given a choice
(8:38:28 PM) Me: she is already lying on the beach blanket
(8:38:37 PM) Me: the picture shown is reminiscent of porn
(8:38:42 PM) Me: her butt is like right there dear god
(8:38:48 PM) Me: "Okay, go ahead, daddy"
(8:39:05 PM) Me: Oh, I get a choice of WHERE to put on suntan lotion
(8:39:21 PM) Me: Well I guess her cunt or something, since that's where this is going
(8:39:58 PM) Me: ...
(8:40:05 PM) Me: I picked "shoulders"
(8:40:18 PM) Me: now she's asking me if I want to put suntan lotion on her front too
(8:40:25 PM) Me: I'm going to say yes
(8:40:47 PM) Me: She is horrified! But also:
(8:41:05 PM) Me: "Oh, bbbbbbut um I guess I can let you because you're my dad and all---OH MY GOSH WHAT AM I SAYING?"
(8:41:50 PM) Me: .............
(8:41:59 PM) Me: This scenario is covering it all
(8:42:03 PM) Me: she needs CPR
(8:42:32 PM) Me: she is 14.
(8:42:52 PM) Me: I need a shower
(8:43:55 PM) Yang: in the criminal justice system sexually based offenses are considered especially heinous
(8:44:18 PM) Yang: in new york city the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the special victims unit
(8:44:25 PM) Me: These are their stories.
(8:44:29 PM) Yang: ChCHUN
(8:44:30 PM) Me: ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||OTL

Princess Maker is always fun, but it's not good clean fun.

Also, I went to this very very expensive store. They sell food in a filthy rich neighborhood---giant, old, beautiful houses with perfect landscaping on incredibly expensive land near wonderful places. I paid $15 for chestnut cream and $9 for 4 French macarons on a gorgeous spring day. My parents let me eat all the macarons myself :( I want tea and honey and some fleur de sel someday ;_;

Comments

Re: Formaggio Kitchen

[starving4scotch.livejournal.com]

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I browsed through the entire website... OMG it's Kate!pr0n.

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I want to get my "wine snob" on so badly now.

Re: Formaggio Kitchen

[moumusu.livejournal.com]

I want some of their Assam tea, and like six different kinds of honey! And...fleur de sel, a bunch of their cookies...they had some gorgeous fresh fruit at the store, too. There were figs, raisins that were still on the vine, gigantic perfect blackberries etc. It was FUN. Come up here so we can go shopping >:D