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I'm playing Princess Maker 4 on the DS.
(8:31:54 PM) Me: this game's idea of a reward is these fanservicey sequences, except
(8:32:02 PM) Me: it's fanservice of an underage girl and her father
(8:32:05 PM) Me: like...like that
(8:32:06 PM) Me: you know
(8:32:08 PM) Me: like that.
(8:32:12 PM) Yang: yeah?
(8:32:20 PM) Me: She jumps on her father in the morning to wake him up
(8:32:26 PM) Me: and then you have the option of helping her change
(8:32:34 PM) Me: you have the option of wiping her face at breakfast
(8:32:40 PM) Me: you have the option of helping her take a bath
(8:32:48 PM) Yang: b/c she's a fucking invalid
(8:32:49 PM) Me: she's supposed to be 10-12
(8:32:55 PM) Me: and perfectly healthy
(8:32:58 PM) Yang: cystic fibrosis ftw
(8:33:05 PM) Me: I mean, that could be cute if it was innocent
(8:33:07 PM) Me: but it's not
(8:33:21 PM) Me: now the next "reward" is "swimming with your daughter"
(8:33:22 PM) Yang: actually ftdebilitatingterminalsodiumpumpinhibitordefect
(8:34:06 PM) Me: w
(8:34:27 PM) Yang: wait no chloride not sodium
(8:34:37 PM) Me: you can take her on vacations and decide what to say to her?
(8:34:47 PM) Yang: uh huh
(8:34:53 PM) Me: there's one where she comes out in her bathing suit and she's like, daddy, do I look okay?
(8:35:00 PM) Yang: SUBE_SUBE?
(8:35:05 PM) Yang: furious backspacing
(8:35:10 PM) Me: you can a. say yes b. splash her c. stare and stare and stare and stare
(8:35:25 PM) Me: and
(8:35:32 PM) Me: when you pick c., her charisma goes up
(8:35:39 PM) Me: charisma is this games shorthand for "sexy"
(8:35:45 PM) Me: that's right
(8:35:55 PM) Me: you, too, can teach your daughter that she is a sexy lady
(8:36:27 PM) Me: ...........
(8:36:41 PM) Me: and this "reward" is exactly a repeat of that event, in more detail
(8:36:57 PM) Me: she says, "this 'bathing suit' can get wet and it won't be see-through."
(8:37:11 PM) Me: OH. OKAY. THANKS.
(8:37:47 PM) Me: oh, daddy, can you help me put on my suntan lotion? I can't reach this spot on my back
(8:37:52 PM) Me: ^ she is really saying this
(8:38:09 PM) Me: o___________o
(8:38:13 PM) Me: I am not given a choice
(8:38:28 PM) Me: she is already lying on the beach blanket
(8:38:37 PM) Me: the picture shown is reminiscent of porn
(8:38:42 PM) Me: her butt is like right there dear god
(8:38:48 PM) Me: "Okay, go ahead, daddy"
(8:39:05 PM) Me: Oh, I get a choice of WHERE to put on suntan lotion
(8:39:21 PM) Me: Well I guess her cunt or something, since that's where this is going
(8:39:58 PM) Me: ...
(8:40:05 PM) Me: I picked "shoulders"
(8:40:18 PM) Me: now she's asking me if I want to put suntan lotion on her front too
(8:40:25 PM) Me: I'm going to say yes
(8:40:47 PM) Me: She is horrified! But also:
(8:41:05 PM) Me: "Oh, bbbbbbut um I guess I can let you because you're my dad and all---OH MY GOSH WHAT AM I SAYING?"
(8:41:50 PM) Me: .............
(8:41:59 PM) Me: This scenario is covering it all
(8:42:03 PM) Me: she needs CPR
(8:42:32 PM) Me: she is 14.
(8:42:52 PM) Me: I need a shower
(8:43:55 PM) Yang: in the criminal justice system sexually based offenses are considered especially heinous
(8:44:18 PM) Yang: in new york city the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the special victims unit
(8:44:25 PM) Me: These are their stories.
(8:44:29 PM) Yang: ChCHUN
(8:44:30 PM) Me: ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||OTL
Princess Maker is always fun, but it's not good clean fun.
Also, I went to this very very expensive store. They sell food in a filthy rich neighborhood---giant, old, beautiful houses with perfect landscaping on incredibly expensive land near wonderful places. I paid $15 for chestnut cream and $9 for 4 French macarons on a gorgeous spring day. My parents let me eat all the macarons myself :( I want tea and honey and some fleur de sel someday ;_;
(8:31:54 PM) Me: this game's idea of a reward is these fanservicey sequences, except
(8:32:02 PM) Me: it's fanservice of an underage girl and her father
(8:32:05 PM) Me: like...like that
(8:32:06 PM) Me: you know
(8:32:08 PM) Me: like that.
(8:32:12 PM) Yang: yeah?
(8:32:20 PM) Me: She jumps on her father in the morning to wake him up
(8:32:26 PM) Me: and then you have the option of helping her change
(8:32:34 PM) Me: you have the option of wiping her face at breakfast
(8:32:40 PM) Me: you have the option of helping her take a bath
(8:32:48 PM) Yang: b/c she's a fucking invalid
(8:32:49 PM) Me: she's supposed to be 10-12
(8:32:55 PM) Me: and perfectly healthy
(8:32:58 PM) Yang: cystic fibrosis ftw
(8:33:05 PM) Me: I mean, that could be cute if it was innocent
(8:33:07 PM) Me: but it's not
(8:33:21 PM) Me: now the next "reward" is "swimming with your daughter"
(8:33:22 PM) Yang: actually ftdebilitatingterminalsodiumpumpinhibitordefect
(8:34:06 PM) Me: w
(8:34:27 PM) Yang: wait no chloride not sodium
(8:34:37 PM) Me: you can take her on vacations and decide what to say to her?
(8:34:47 PM) Yang: uh huh
(8:34:53 PM) Me: there's one where she comes out in her bathing suit and she's like, daddy, do I look okay?
(8:35:00 PM) Yang: SUBE_SUBE?
(8:35:05 PM) Yang: furious backspacing
(8:35:10 PM) Me: you can a. say yes b. splash her c. stare and stare and stare and stare
(8:35:25 PM) Me: and
(8:35:32 PM) Me: when you pick c., her charisma goes up
(8:35:39 PM) Me: charisma is this games shorthand for "sexy"
(8:35:45 PM) Me: that's right
(8:35:55 PM) Me: you, too, can teach your daughter that she is a sexy lady
(8:36:27 PM) Me: ...........
(8:36:41 PM) Me: and this "reward" is exactly a repeat of that event, in more detail
(8:36:57 PM) Me: she says, "this 'bathing suit' can get wet and it won't be see-through."
(8:37:11 PM) Me: OH. OKAY. THANKS.
(8:37:47 PM) Me: oh, daddy, can you help me put on my suntan lotion? I can't reach this spot on my back
(8:37:52 PM) Me: ^ she is really saying this
(8:38:09 PM) Me: o___________o
(8:38:13 PM) Me: I am not given a choice
(8:38:28 PM) Me: she is already lying on the beach blanket
(8:38:37 PM) Me: the picture shown is reminiscent of porn
(8:38:42 PM) Me: her butt is like right there dear god
(8:38:48 PM) Me: "Okay, go ahead, daddy"
(8:39:05 PM) Me: Oh, I get a choice of WHERE to put on suntan lotion
(8:39:21 PM) Me: Well I guess her cunt or something, since that's where this is going
(8:39:58 PM) Me: ...
(8:40:05 PM) Me: I picked "shoulders"
(8:40:18 PM) Me: now she's asking me if I want to put suntan lotion on her front too
(8:40:25 PM) Me: I'm going to say yes
(8:40:47 PM) Me: She is horrified! But also:
(8:41:05 PM) Me: "Oh, bbbbbbut um I guess I can let you because you're my dad and all---OH MY GOSH WHAT AM I SAYING?"
(8:41:50 PM) Me: .............
(8:41:59 PM) Me: This scenario is covering it all
(8:42:03 PM) Me: she needs CPR
(8:42:32 PM) Me: she is 14.
(8:42:52 PM) Me: I need a shower
(8:43:55 PM) Yang: in the criminal justice system sexually based offenses are considered especially heinous
(8:44:18 PM) Yang: in new york city the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the special victims unit
(8:44:25 PM) Me: These are their stories.
(8:44:29 PM) Yang: ChCHUN
(8:44:30 PM) Me: ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||OTL
Princess Maker is always fun, but it's not good clean fun.
Also, I went to this very very expensive store. They sell food in a filthy rich neighborhood---giant, old, beautiful houses with perfect landscaping on incredibly expensive land near wonderful places. I paid $15 for chestnut cream and $9 for 4 French macarons on a gorgeous spring day. My parents let me eat all the macarons myself :( I want tea and honey and some fleur de sel someday ;_;
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