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[cuddlefish]

I watched a cops-and-robbers show called Hawaii tonight. It takes place in, ah, Hawaii. It has some guy who used to be on ER, and mom thinks this means it's going to be around for a bit (unlike certain shows with the words "Wonder" and "falls" in the title). It's worth mentioning because I thought it was really gay tonight. First they spend the entire episode, except for the beginning, studiously ignoring the (tanned, Asian, bikini, I don't know what) woman cop, and then at the end, when they go on to stop the bank robbers and save the hostages, they sit out on the curb and laugh like GOOD TIMES with each other. C'mon. C'MON. WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING ABOUT YOU MORONS?! I can't STOP myself. It's not like OC, but gee.

Speaking of TV, we don't have cable yet. My date with the Colonel is fast approaching. I CAN'T MISS THIS. (I think I need a new outfit for the special occasion.)

...crap. Olive's birthday is coming up. Har har, of course I would think of that before remembering my dad's birthday. (That's sooner.)

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[siliziumleben.livejournal.com]

zOMG COLONEL.
I am ... sure FmA will be shown on TV over here, too. WTF. They show a lot of anime here. Like Escaflowne, Cowboy Bebop, Kamikaze Kaito Jeanne, Inu Yasha, and so on.

I mean ... Imagine Roy speaking in german. And the militairy ranks would be translated, too. Oberst Mustang. zOMG! +freaks out+

[moumusu.livejournal.com]

I'd still like a southern accent myself...OMG, Roy talking in English at all. OMG HE'S GONNA HAVE A NEW VOICE RARRR! XDDDDD

[yangvalyang.livejournal.com]

Hahahah, yes, it DOES seem that gay, doesn't it? It's also got an annoying white boy from that annoying Crossing Jordan show. That'll be Edwards, the one who has the Hispanic guy as partner. PARTNER. Exactly. Actually, HE used to go out with the female cop. Until the guy from ER inexplicably got signed on as detective instead of being shipped out to Iraq like we all thought. You missed the first ep. b/c that was when the ER guy slept w/ the girl cop and the whole precinct busted in on them thinking there were murderer's in his bathroom.

This show is literally a soap opera thinly disguised as a police ....thing. I can't even say drama. The whole bloody thing feels like the guys behind Las Vegas had a brain spasm with the whole Beautiful People In Beautiful Places idea before it finally died.

So now that the girl (Not Asian. Something Else) cop won't go out w/ anyone anymore, the guys only have each other. It's disturbing b/c they've got all these stock character actors. The precinct chief, the evil looking Asian guy, that guy played the evil guy in Mortal Kombat AND some random psycho samurai in Baywatch. Uh huh. BAYWATCH. And the partner the ER doc has is Michael Biehn, who's been in a TON of action movies. Terminator, Aliens, The Abyss, The Rock, so on so forth.

[moumusu.livejournal.com]

I saw bits of the first episode, so I knew those two were fooling around at some point. And I can tell the girl's something trying to be Asian because of all the eye makeup. Riiight.

So it's a prime-time soap opera that's also kind of a police thing. Er, what do I spend the rest of my year watching? Yeah, the OC. I'm suffering from withdrawl. I need my prime-time soap operas about beautiful people in beautiful places acting gay! I can hardly stand any other TV, anyway. T_T