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[cuddlefish]

It's late, so there's really only one pressing question on my mind.

What do monkey tails taste like?

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[runan.livejournal.com]

I...I've never really...pondered that, myself. Tough and gristly, maybe?

[moumusu.livejournal.com]

Maybe they'd be like chicken feet (a common offering at dum sum).

I'm wondering about the bones. I guess they would be more like pork or beef bones than chicken or fish bones? How would you remove them? Would you? How would you remove any fur? Would there be any meat left?

I hear humans taste like pork. Would monkeys, too? D:

[yangvalyang.livejournal.com]

You can buy pork tails at the supermarket most of the time.

They're good stewed, but very fatty under the skin.

Eat too much and you get diarrhea.

[moumusu.livejournal.com]

Well, yeah, you can buy fried pork rinds, too.

I think it's all a moot point anyway because of the serious diseases so frequently found in monkey meat.

[yangvalyang.livejournal.com]

That's why you COOK meat, you silly little savage.